Ok, on the real-real, we’ve never really taken issue with the taste of jizz. Sure, we wouldn’t rush out to order a Grande if Starbucks added Semen to their menu. But we’re totally okay with taking the occasional espresso shot of man-milk when the situation demands.
We know for a lot of you, however, the salty, often bitter taste of another guy’s load can sometimes be a total mood-killer, which is why we’re going put this new product, Semenex, to the test. Yes, we’re going to order a 10-day supply from SexToySex.com, and see if it truly does make a man’s semen taste better. So to all you loyal readers – expect a full report, and for those of you who hate the taste of cum, hope for a better, less stomach-turning tomorrow.
Now here’s a shirt every gay should own. No, not a deep plunging V-neck. Judging from our night out at the bars this past weekend, most of you have already got one of those. Yuck. No, we’re talking about a shirt so cool and subtle in it’s message, it’ll make you want to toss out all of those dumb message tees you own (we already know you’re “A Virgin But This Is An Old Shirt”), and start over with a whole new kind of style.
But before we start sounding too much like that old queen from “What Not To Wear” (And by old queen, we mean Clinton, of course, not Stacy. Shout-out to Stacy London! Girl you will forever be fabulous!), we just have say that this Swallow Your Pride shirt from SexToySex.com is pretty damn cool, not to mention just a wee bit scandalous. And at only $15, plus a free 15 minutes of pay-per-view adult video time with purchase, it makes shopping an entirely more satisfying experience. It’s retail therapy – with a happy ending!
A man’s haircut can reveal a lot about him. Where he shops, what his approximate age is, even what kind of sex he’s into, they can all be determined by what kind of do he’s gotten done.
Don’t believe me? Take a peek at Sexgaymes.tv’s latest man sandwich of Maurinho, Daniel, and Eduardo. I mean, was there ever any doubt the one with the shaggy, curly locks was destined to be the one taking the pounding? If you were to put these three in a line-up, and maybe people guess who was going to the be the big ol’ bottom, I’d bet you some big money 9 out of 10 gays could easily spot the one who would soon be on his back with his legs high in the air. It’s just something about guys with curly hair – they love to get fucked and ridden all day long.
Of course, his head isn’t the only place you’ll find a bunch of short and curlies; the duo doing all the fucking both have some nice, hairy legs to match the beautiful bushes of black hair that frame their huge uncut cocks. It’s enough to make even the most meticulously groomed guy jealous!
Ah, Friday. The best day of the week, right? Here at Cybersocket Headquarters, Friday is always “Beach Day” for us. That’s right, it’s the one day a week where we toss our piles of smut aside, put all those porn stars on hold, and hit the warm, sandy beaches harder than a powertop who’s starvin’ for ass.
Ok, so that’ not really true. Although we do wear thongs on Fridays. And by thongs I mean sandals, you sicko. Get your head out of the gutter, kid! But don’t keep it there for long, because the latest beachside update from Boyride.com will make you feel like you’re getting pounded by the waves and riding someone’s long board all at the same time.
These boys are as sun-kissed as can be, and took a break from the ocean deep for a little playtime together. Yes, looking at these great pictures is almost as good as getting to lay out in the sunny and sand myself. I can practically feel the sand in my crack now!
Attention all you porn loving Southern California studs! Looking for something to do this weekend? Something hot and dirty, but that will also make you feel good about yourself? Great, because we’ve got just the event – A porn star charity event, that’s sure to make you want to rub one out, all in the name of good will!
Here’s the basics: Sunday, May 4th (that’s this Sunday!), Valley Community Clinic is holding a charity event that will benefit HIV related services, which the VCC currently provides for the Valley community. There’s going to be DJs, a red carpet, and appearances by two crush-worthy porn stars who we’re totally loving right now – Johnny Castle and Tony Cappucci. We’re hoping to snap a few shots with those two hunky hotties – maybe even a few “candid” shots, if we can catch them in an easily excitable mood.
Tickets can be purchased at the door for $25, and all proceeds are tax deducatble and will benefit the HIV prevention program.
Location: DEJ Salon
13448 Ventura Blvd.
Sherman Oaks, CA 91423
For more event info, call (818) 301-6361
So in case you couldn’t tell, we’ve been on sort of a twink kick lately. I know, I know, it’s just one of those weeks. So a note to all you bear lovers and rugged readers – stay with us. Who knows - maybe next week, we’ll be all about huge, big old muscle studs and stallions. You just never know with us crazy folks here at Cybersocket – our tastes may change as quickly as the winds, but they never blow!
Back to twink land, where it’s all about this clever little site called DoggyBoys.com. Yes, we too expected to see young lads with painted faces and furry, fake dog ears, but luckily that’s not the case. There is, however, a lot of wagging tales at this amateur super site, and our favorite comes in the form of a little stud, aptly named Zoom. That’s because zoom-in is exactly what we wanted to do the first time we saw this fresh faced freshmen with a good build and an even better package..
The site warns that “he’ll take your virginity in a second” if you’re not careful, but we highly doubt this good guy would ever take anything from anyone. Of course, they never said anything about giving it away…
Crushes – we all get them every now and then. No matter who old we get, the second some sexy motherfucker crosses our path, our eyes get all big, our tongue starts a-waggin’, and we instantly turn into that love struck little high school kid we once were, all over again.
It’s that feeling that BoyCrush.com is all about capturing – that first lusty glance that gets you all head over heels, fumbling your words, and hiding that growing bulge in your pants with your 3-ring binder.
Now look, I’m no romantic. My ideal of a dreamy night out is a bottle of two-buck chuck, dinner at Red Lobster, and a quick, messy fuck in the parking lot. Oh yeah, nothing says lovin’ like cheap wine and a $5.99 Prime Rib dinner. But BoyCrush.com – with all it’s soft caresses and all-too sensual mood music – is starting to make us yearn for a little more love in the porn that we watch.
So I guess you could say we’ve got a little crush on BoyCrush.com – and that’s mostly due to their latest couple Jackson and Carson. These soft and sweet boys are all too sexy, and what’s even better is that they truly have some explosive chemistry with each other. And I do mean explosive in the cute, gentle sense of the word. Of course, I can’t promise you that your own explosions will have the same kind and tender characteristics…
Okay, so what’s the deal with freestanding glass showers and gay porn? Please, there’s got to be someone who knows what I’m talking about here! It seems like every time I’m trying to sit back and enjoy myself a steamy, sexy, man-on-man shower scene, sometime during their erection escapade they hop into one of those flimsy little phone booth lookin’ type of apparatuses. And quite frankly, it’s starting to worry me.
I mean, does anybody realize how dangerous this is? There these boys are, getting rough and raunchy, slamming each other against the thin glass-plated walls of that tiny shower. And the whole time I’m holding my breath, waiting for the entire thing to just shatter into a million little pieces – taking alone with the cute hunks whom I was just starting to really enjoy. Don’t take another boy away from me! Nooo, how much can my heart take?!
Well NextDoorBuddies.com has got a message for all your porn directors with skimpy budgets, who like to endanger their models with tiny freestanding glass shower scenes. Check out their latest update, featuring Adam and Slade, with (most importantly) a gorgeous bathroom that has a huge shower made of thick glass stone and smooth marble! Hallelujah!
Thank you NextDoorBuddies.com, for sending the message to gay porn stars across the nation: “You’re already risking too much – You don’t have to risk even more by getting hot and heavy in a crappy freestanding glass shower!”
When I first stumbled upon StraightBoysFucking.com a while back, I was furious! Just who the fuck did the guys who ran this site think they were? Not only are they stealing handfuls of (potential) gays and encouraging them to have sex with girls, they have balls big enough to shove their straight propaganda in our face and play it off as jack off fodder for the gay masses. It’s an assault - not only to my own self-understanding of sexual identity, but a slap in the face of those of us trying to deconstruct the negative stereotypes of gay males everywhere!
Of course, when I calmed down from my crazy lesbian tirade, I realized that pretty much all of the guys on the site really are straight, and that’s perfectly okay. Like the two fellas in their latest update, who take turns gang banging that girl – but never once touch each other.
Simply put, these guys are never going to suck each other off or jerk each other meat – no matter the price. Boys, this is as close as we’re going to get to seeing these men get down and dirty, and, while it’d probably encourage less self-loathing in our community to be gawking at actual gay guys, it doesn’t hurt to sneak a peek at what the other half is doing to get their rocks off every now and then.
Besides, most of the time the girl’s got her head down so you can’t even see her anyways!
