So in case you couldn’t tell, we’ve been on sort of a twink kick lately. I know, I know, it’s just one of those weeks. So a note to all you bear lovers and rugged readers – stay with us. Who knows - maybe next week, we’ll be all about huge, big old muscle studs and stallions. You just never know with us crazy folks here at Cybersocket – our tastes may change as quickly as the winds, but they never blow!
Back to twink land, where it’s all about this clever little site called DoggyBoys.com. Yes, we too expected to see young lads with painted faces and furry, fake dog ears, but luckily that’s not the case. There is, however, a lot of wagging tales at this amateur super site, and our favorite comes in the form of a little stud, aptly named Zoom. That’s because zoom-in is exactly what we wanted to do the first time we saw this fresh faced freshmen with a good build and an even better package..
The site warns that “he’ll take your virginity in a second” if you’re not careful, but we highly doubt this good guy would ever take anything from anyone. Of course, they never said anything about giving it away…
Crushes – we all get them every now and then. No matter who old we get, the second some sexy motherfucker crosses our path, our eyes get all big, our tongue starts a-waggin’, and we instantly turn into that love struck little high school kid we once were, all over again.
It’s that feeling that BoyCrush.com is all about capturing – that first lusty glance that gets you all head over heels, fumbling your words, and hiding that growing bulge in your pants with your 3-ring binder.
Now look, I’m no romantic. My ideal of a dreamy night out is a bottle of two-buck chuck, dinner at Red Lobster, and a quick, messy fuck in the parking lot. Oh yeah, nothing says lovin’ like cheap wine and a $5.99 Prime Rib dinner. But BoyCrush.com – with all it’s soft caresses and all-too sensual mood music – is starting to make us yearn for a little more love in the porn that we watch.
So I guess you could say we’ve got a little crush on BoyCrush.com – and that’s mostly due to their latest couple Jackson and Carson. These soft and sweet boys are all too sexy, and what’s even better is that they truly have some explosive chemistry with each other. And I do mean explosive in the cute, gentle sense of the word. Of course, I can’t promise you that your own explosions will have the same kind and tender characteristics…
Okay, so what’s the deal with freestanding glass showers and gay porn? Please, there’s got to be someone who knows what I’m talking about here! It seems like every time I’m trying to sit back and enjoy myself a steamy, sexy, man-on-man shower scene, sometime during their erection escapade they hop into one of those flimsy little phone booth lookin’ type of apparatuses. And quite frankly, it’s starting to worry me.
I mean, does anybody realize how dangerous this is? There these boys are, getting rough and raunchy, slamming each other against the thin glass-plated walls of that tiny shower. And the whole time I’m holding my breath, waiting for the entire thing to just shatter into a million little pieces – taking alone with the cute hunks whom I was just starting to really enjoy. Don’t take another boy away from me! Nooo, how much can my heart take?!
Well NextDoorBuddies.com has got a message for all your porn directors with skimpy budgets, who like to endanger their models with tiny freestanding glass shower scenes. Check out their latest update, featuring Adam and Slade, with (most importantly) a gorgeous bathroom that has a huge shower made of thick glass stone and smooth marble! Hallelujah!
Thank you NextDoorBuddies.com, for sending the message to gay porn stars across the nation: “You’re already risking too much – You don’t have to risk even more by getting hot and heavy in a crappy freestanding glass shower!”
When I first stumbled upon StraightBoysFucking.com a while back, I was furious! Just who the fuck did the guys who ran this site think they were? Not only are they stealing handfuls of (potential) gays and encouraging them to have sex with girls, they have balls big enough to shove their straight propaganda in our face and play it off as jack off fodder for the gay masses. It’s an assault - not only to my own self-understanding of sexual identity, but a slap in the face of those of us trying to deconstruct the negative stereotypes of gay males everywhere!
Of course, when I calmed down from my crazy lesbian tirade, I realized that pretty much all of the guys on the site really are straight, and that’s perfectly okay. Like the two fellas in their latest update, who take turns gang banging that girl – but never once touch each other.
Simply put, these guys are never going to suck each other off or jerk each other meat – no matter the price. Boys, this is as close as we’re going to get to seeing these men get down and dirty, and, while it’d probably encourage less self-loathing in our community to be gawking at actual gay guys, it doesn’t hurt to sneak a peek at what the other half is doing to get their rocks off every now and then.
Besides, most of the time the girl’s got her head down so you can’t even see her anyways!
The men of Sean Cody have always been pure perfection. Great body, killer smiles, clean-cut haircuts, and always flawlessly manscaped (most of the time), I always thought of them as pretty conservative, upstanding gentlemen. Well let me tell you, images can be way deceiving, because folks, we’ve been duped! Yes, I only have two words for you. Double-Penetration. The word alone is enough to make someone’s asshole start sweating, and your prostate scream with delight, right?
Sure, a Sean Cody guy may look all clean, All-American and - dare I say it – a bit conservative on the outside somtimes. But as their latest trio of Nicolas, Cooper, and Reid has revealed, these boys are just as messy, wild, and willing to do some crazy shit as the biggest, most time-tested power bottom in the business.
A good DP (double-penetration, for those of you out of the loop) is difficult to pull off. But the amazing physiques and ripped biceps of this threesome plays to their advantage, as their able to get into some positions most of us could only dream of getting into. Of course, why dream when you’ve got such a stunning visual accomplishment only a click away…
If I know one thing, it’s that bigger is always better. Now honey, please - I ain’t no size queen. But any gay who claims he don’t love him some Herculean greatness hiding inside their mens trousers is a straight up a liar.
So do yourself a favor and face up to the truth - and one of the best ways to embrace your inner huge cock lover is to take a quick peek at the jumbo-sized man sausages poppin’ up over at LucasKazan.com. Their featured man of the moment, Bruno, comes from a land where the extra inches are plenty, and the foreskin is fleshy, and from the looks of it, he’s ready to put on quite a show.
Just remember to keep your sweaty hands to yourself though, boys. This darky and handsomely hung graduate student is what we fancy folks like to call a “kept man”. As for staring, well, I don’t think his boyfriend can do much about that. Ah, the joys of cyberspace!
We all know that sex can be a lot of work. First off, you’ve got to track someone down who’s willing to swap spit with you – and to whom you’re willing to return the favor. And then there’s the whole part about finding a place to do the dirty deed at; Do you go to his place? What about your place? Come to think of it, that dark alley over there is starting to look pretty enticing….
Of course, if you ask me, the biggest pain involved in having sex is the whole removal of each other’s clothes ordeal. I know, I know, there’s plenty of ways to get around it. Thin, easily torn T-shirts. Tear away track pants. Edible underwear.
But the boys of Gearaction.com have discovered a better way of making sex all too easy. Their secret? Keep your clothes (or gear, as they call it) on. I know! Think about all the time you’ll save!
Sure, it’s hard to give head when you’re wearing a helmet (Trust me, girl – You know I’ve tried!). But it doesn’t matter when you’ve got a little guy like Geoff (who’s featured in their latest hot threesome update), who is willing to throw caution to the wind and go without any head protection. Mmm Geoff, you’re dangerous. I can get into that.
Thick, smooth, and bulky - That’s exactly the way the men come when you order up a hot serving of deliciousness from BangBangBoys.com. And in this oversaturated world of tiny twinks and runty little rascals, it’s so, so hard to find a good beefcake when you need one.
Lucky for us, Davyd and Poak are the chef’s special for today, and for those of you who have never dined at BangBangBoys.com’s restaurant, I highly recommend you come hungry. You’re going to need an insatiable appetite for sex if you’re going to be eating from Poak’s buffet, because believe me sweetie, this darkly handsome hunk has got enough to feed the needy.
Of course, the thing to remember about these men is that they’re tough, in everything single thing they do. Like when Davyd goes to poke Poak, he tosses him on the bed, grabs a fistful of his jock strap waistband, and pounds his sweet hole with his thick, veiny cock. Poak – always the gentlemen in these situations, politely grips his cheeks to hold them wide open for Davyd. This is one meal that definitely left our stomach growling for more.
