Gay porn scandal or not, we – like every other self-loving gay man out there – have secreted loved us some of CBS’s Big Brother for years now. Well, actually just since Season 6 (Shout out to Janelle! Girl, you were robbed!).
So when DirtyBoyVideo.com announced earlier this month that they had some previously unseen footage of one not-so openly gay contestant James getting down and dirty homo-style, we’ve been clawing our couch apart waiting for the day the House Guests learn about this off-beat and attractive former-biker’s secret gay past.
So will he or won’t he? Sure he’s screwed one of the girls on the show. Sure, everybody thinks he’s straight (Even if this Season is filled with a bunch of complete a-holes). But if this clip from last week’s show is any indication, “Crazy James” might be getting closer to spilling his beans than we might think.
We’re just going to put this out there – We haven’t been invited to stay at the Gay Sex Resort, and we’re just a tiny bit upset about it! Come on already, fellas!
Everyday we check our mailbox here at Cybersocket Headquarters; eagerly searching the piles of free porn and fan letters (all of which we read, by the way), and still we wait for our glitter encrusted ticket to arrive. At least, we imagine there’s glitter. When you’re dealing with a hotel where this much butt sex is going down, there’s bound to be glitter.
And why are we so obsessed with visiting this quickly growing hot spot? That’s because (and especially in the last few weeks) GaySexResort.com has truly kicked it up a notch when it comes to lodging some of the hottest poolside guy-on-guy action.
Take an eyeful of their latest duet to slam ass on their sun soaked rooftop resort; You know summer’s in the air when outdoor fucking starts to look inviting. And I guess for the time being, we’ll just have to sit here in our stuffy office and secretly touch ourselves while looking at all the steamy, sweaty shots their site has to offer – Until the day our glittery GaySexResort.com ticket arrives. Le sigh.
