Now here’s a shirt every gay should own. No, not a deep plunging V-neck. Judging from our night out at the bars this past weekend, most of you have already got one of those. Yuck. No, we’re talking about a shirt so cool and subtle in it’s message, it’ll make you want to toss out all of those dumb message tees you own (we already know you’re “A Virgin But This Is An Old Shirt”), and start over with a whole new kind of style.
But before we start sounding too much like that old queen from “What Not To Wear” (And by old queen, we mean Clinton, of course, not Stacy. Shout-out to Stacy London! Girl you will forever be fabulous!), we just have say that this Swallow Your Pride shirt from SexToySex.com is pretty damn cool, not to mention just a wee bit scandalous. And at only $15, plus a free 15 minutes of pay-per-view adult video time with purchase, it makes shopping an entirely more satisfying experience. It’s retail therapy – with a happy ending!
A man’s haircut can reveal a lot about him. Where he shops, what his approximate age is, even what kind of sex he’s into, they can all be determined by what kind of do he’s gotten done.
Don’t believe me? Take a peek at Sexgaymes.tv’s latest man sandwich of Maurinho, Daniel, and Eduardo. I mean, was there ever any doubt the one with the shaggy, curly locks was destined to be the one taking the pounding? If you were to put these three in a line-up, and maybe people guess who was going to the be the big ol’ bottom, I’d bet you some big money 9 out of 10 gays could easily spot the one who would soon be on his back with his legs high in the air. It’s just something about guys with curly hair – they love to get fucked and ridden all day long.
Of course, his head isn’t the only place you’ll find a bunch of short and curlies; the duo doing all the fucking both have some nice, hairy legs to match the beautiful bushes of black hair that frame their huge uncut cocks. It’s enough to make even the most meticulously groomed guy jealous!
Ah, Friday. The best day of the week, right? Here at Cybersocket Headquarters, Friday is always “Beach Day” for us. That’s right, it’s the one day a week where we toss our piles of smut aside, put all those porn stars on hold, and hit the warm, sandy beaches harder than a powertop who’s starvin’ for ass.
Ok, so that’ not really true. Although we do wear thongs on Fridays. And by thongs I mean sandals, you sicko. Get your head out of the gutter, kid! But don’t keep it there for long, because the latest beachside update from Boyride.com will make you feel like you’re getting pounded by the waves and riding someone’s long board all at the same time.
These boys are as sun-kissed as can be, and took a break from the ocean deep for a little playtime together. Yes, looking at these great pictures is almost as good as getting to lay out in the sun and sand myself. I can practically feel the sand in my crack now!
Attention all you porn loving Southern California studs! Looking for something to do this weekend? Something hot and dirty, but that will also make you feel good about yourself? Great, because we’ve got just the event – A porn star charity event, that’s sure to make you want to rub one out, all in the name of good will!
Here’s the basics: Sunday, May 4th (that’s this Sunday!), Valley Community Clinic is holding a charity event that will benefit HIV related services, which the VCC currently provides for the Valley community. There’s going to be DJs, a red carpet, and appearances by two crush-worthy porn stars who we’re totally loving right now – Johnny Castle and Tony Cappucci. We’re hoping to snap a few shots with those two hunky hotties – maybe even a few “candid” shots, if we can catch them in an easily excitable mood.
Tickets can be purchased at the door for $25, and all proceeds are tax deducatble and will benefit the HIV prevention program.
Location: DEJ Salon
13448 Ventura Blvd.
Sherman Oaks, CA 91423
For more event info, call (818) 301-6361
