Last week, we promised you all that we were going to take a 10-day supply of Semenex – the supplement that sweetens the taste of semen – and let everyone know if the product lived up to it’s claim. Well, we’ve been true to our word, and today being the final day of our vitamin-enriched diet, we can truly say that the only thing you’ll have to say after being shot in the face with our sticky load is “Mmm Mmm Good!”
Alright, so it’s not quite like a big, steamy bowl full of Campbell’s soup, but the taste is definitely better than it was before taking Semenex – or at least that’s what we were told last night by our buddy Matt, who so boldly stepped up to take the taste test challenge. Here’s what he had to say -Before(Day 1): “Salty, almost sour, and more salty”
After( Day 10): “Rich, creamy, and a lot more sugary. Still salty, but now tastes almost like some weird candy or something.”
Well, there you have it people. Now I’m no doctor, but in addition to doing a little outside research, it sounds like the taste of you semen really is affected by your diet. I guess if you want the boys to enjoy eating you, you’d better watch what you eat!
