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By now, you’d have to be living under a rock to not have heard about the nifty little invention that is The Fleshjack. This smooth, suctioned-based sex toy that’s the size of a 40 oz. – and just as delicious and fun - has taken the porn world by storm lately, largely due to their wide range of celebrity endorsements. I mean, have you seen sexy, pouty-lipped porn mega-hunk Johnny Castle slip his dick inside one and moan in pure orgasmic pleasure? Yeah, it’s super hot.

But what we’re really enjoying right now is that the boys at Fleshlight keep thinking of new and exciting additions, and the result is one of the coolest, most adaptable toys ever made. All right, let my break it down for you. First, they came up with the option to provide different orifices, giving you the option to choose from either a mouth, an ass, or the more discreet “closet”, which is basically just a slit. Personally, we’d recommend the mouth – it’s a lot less creepy than looking at some plastic miniature butt. Besides, we like our asses large and hairy, right?

Anyways, now they’ve got this new Fleshjack called the Ice Jack, and this one’s for people who like to watch. That’s because it’s practically see-through – meaning you can see your buddy’s dick (or favorite porn star, if you’re watching any of the clips on their site) slip in and out of it, and ultimately burst with sex toy satisfaction. It’s like having X-Ray porn vision. Now that’s a superpower I’d like to have…