For some reason, I feel the need to premise this post by letting you all know that I’m white. Like really, really, white. Like Jimmy Kimmel white. No, more like Cindy Brady white. Like, so white I enjoy going hiking, or throwing dinner parties, or golfing.

Anyways, that being said, let’s just say that sites like MiamiBoyz.com are not really ones I typically call home. They’re just not familiar territory, ya know? At least, they weren’t – until I laid my beautiful blue white boy eyes on Raudy, the newest object of my affection – as well as their latest update

Holy crap, this boy is amazing! That face, those abs, that long, dick! It was all I could do to stop myself from booking a flight to Mexico, or Africa, or wherever is it that boys like him come from, and finding Raudy and his gorgeous thick black hair and crazy Latin accent and asking for his hand in marriage. This kid is totally wild, and has the kind of big man burrito between his legs I know he could feed me over and over again, and I’d never get enough. And if you want more, salsa on over to MiamiBoyz.com for more……

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