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If you would have told me that one day I would find Robert Downey Jr. hot I totally would have laughed — long and hard — now in what seems to be an interesting turn of events I’m trying to picture Robert naked — long and hard — go figure. His Hollywood A-list celebrity status went up after Iron Man and so did his hotness factor — just look at that chest, yum!

At Male Celebrities you get to see all types of stars in their birthday suits. Ever wondered what Reese Witherspoon gets to suck on? You’ll find out when you see Jake like you’ve never seen him before.

Most of you might know him as Claire’s boyfriend in the hit show Six Feet Under, but Eric Balfour has actually been around for a very long time. I remember developing a crush on him the first time I saw him on some sitcom that didn’t last past the first episode. I always wondered what happened to him, and many moons later lo and behold, he’s mooning us.

Finding a good picture of a famous naked celebrity is like trying to find the elusive unicorn, elixir of life or Montauk Monster, but every once in a while favor smiles upon us and sends us Jude Law’s uncut manhood for us to admire and gawk at.

The site even has a couple of guys you would never imagine finding. Case and point is this scrumptious hottie whose dick I would be more than happy to suck. Do you know who that is? It’s an Arquette but it ain’t David. Give up? That’s Alexis Arquette. Let’s just hope she still has the penis, it’s fierce!