Who knew YouLoveJack.com –in addition to high-quality homemade porn – were also totally bringing the LOLz? (BTW, Isn’t “LOLz” like the best term ever? We learned it while watching a To Catch A Predator marathon this weekend, in which they have their underage decoy use it all the time in those dirty IM conversations. You know, the ones that hottie Chris Hanson then reads back to the predators, in his smooth, sotto voice. Seriously, that man could read us dirty stories anyday!)

But back to the dick at hand, which happens to be Jesse’s, which he’s got fully inserted in a clear plastic jack-off toy. YouLoveJack.com is not one to let the humor of the situation go untouched, proudly proclaiming that ‘Sex Toys Don’t Scream!” as the title of this forcefully little wank Jessse is so eager to share, which totally made us crack up.

I mean, what if sex toys did scream? Can you imagine? Considering the size of Jesse’s meaty sausage, that toy would be hollering in pleasure so loudly you’re ears would be ringing for days! Lucky for us, this toy keeps it quiet – so we can hear Jesse moan as he shoves his dick deep inside.













































