There’s no doubt about it, the guys over at BentleyRace.com are a bunch of freaks — in a good way of course! These guys just can’t get enough sex in their diets and will pretty much do anything to get off including rubbing up against their favorite childhood teddy.
When there’s no stuffed animal around they turn to the next best thing — themselves. Unfortunately, not everyone can be blessed with either a back flexible enough, or a cock long enough (or a combination of both) to be able to shove their own dick in their mouth, but for those lucky few getting a blowjob is easy.
Those who find themselves lacking in the contortionist arena, and are tired of using their hands should find other creative ways to bust a nut. Perhaps no other toy has really given guys — both gay and straight — as much pleasure as the Fleshjack. At least the guys on this site just can’t seem to get enough of it as they slide their big fat dicks into an orifice that simulates a nice tight ass.
The site also features guys who know how to unleash their inner piggy. There are tons of galleries that showcase piss-guzzling dudes who just can’t get enough golden showers to quench their thirst.
In the end any guy can get creative when he gets off by himself, but the real challenge is being creative with someone else. And no we don’t mean the use of a sling — that is so passé — we’re talking about some gutter-butt, freaky, hair-raising shit you never thought of trying, but can’t wait to once you see it!
What up, college bro’s and their admirers! If you’re a college drop out, you never got over school — or never got over the dumb but hot college bro’ who sat next to you in English 101 — then gaycollegesexparties.com is the site for you. Jam packed with a library of over 100 full length movies, GayCollegeSexParties.com are a twist on the Girls Gone Wild idea: GayCollegeSexParties.com are testosterone, booze driven orgies. The content’s exceptional: all GayCollegeSexParties.com movies are shoot in HD (so you can get a really good look at the college boy cock) and the movies are updated weekly and fully downloadable (and filled with loads — har har.)
Kinda like prep school for Vegas (what happens here, stays here), the college version.
We checked out a few of the latest movies and what they say — “We pump more than just the key at our parties” — is 100% true. How do they set up these cock sucking college parties? Maybe this is what’s behind all those Craigslist ads …
Frat boys, oh, what can we say? They’ve fueled the fantasies — and real live fucks — of many a frat parties. What else can you expect when you cram a bunch of horny college age dudes one on top of the other and give ‘em beer to chug-a-lug? Bored and horny on a Saturday night can turn into an orgy (snap fingers) like that!
Over here at Cybersocket headquarters, we’ve been watching (and watching) the Mario Lopez nude — yes, nude — shower scene from Nip/Tuck’s fourth season episode, “Monica Wilder.”
The clip — set in a gym, one step away from the main work out floor of many a porno set — proves that Nip/Tuck is the most pornographic show on television (hehe, like there was ever any doubt about that.)
The scene opens with Lopez, looking something like a dead ringer for the sexy Solo Flex stud. [Wherein, Ryan Murphy (Nip/Tuck's gay producer) slyly uses Mario's "exercise" to point and click on all our pre-porn jerk-off material; the scene's destined to rate up there for baby gays with our International Male catalogs and Jim Palmer Jockey underwear ads.]
Oh, so back to the “action”: Mario’s features everything you’d expect from a gay male porno, except instead of sliding his hot bubble butt up and down a big fat cock, Mario’s shown solo, knocking off a half dozen reps, pulling himself up — and down — and up …
Cue next (soft core porno) scene, the post work-out shower! Beautifully lit (like a male Emmanuel) with water cascading down Mario’s smooth, olive skin muscle boy body (Note to Self: invite Mario to the White Party … & does he sing?), Mario’s shown soaping himself up while chatting up plastic surgeon, Cristian (Julian McMahon). TV Guide describes their conversation as “disturbing” — disturbingly erotic is more like it — but whatever, we find out Lopez isn’t an escort cleaning up before his 8 p.m. trick but Dr. Mike Hamoui … a (hot) plastic surgeon.
Disturbing in what TV Guide sense, we can only wonder since we weren’t exactly listening to the dialogue* between the two, seeing as how we were too distracted by the sight of Mario Lopez sensually running his hands over his chiseled six (eight? ten? at twelve, we lost count) pack, twisting and turning for the camera, giving as much T as A.
*Okay, with repeated viewings we finally listening to what Lopez and McMahon were talking about: Lopez reveals that he keeps his body circuit party perfect by working out daily and starving himself. Later, McMahon butt nekkid again, and Dr. Lopez is giving him liposuction.
According to YouTube, the clips been viewed over forty thousand times and, we’d daresay, it’s almost as good as logging onto MIamiBoyz.com.
Given Mario’s scattershot, B list career — playing everyone from Olympic diver Greg Louganis to “Husband for Hire” (the most watched program — ever ! — on the Oxygen Network) and “Dancing with the Stars” — we emailed Lopez suggesting he apply for the biggest opening this year: Madonna’s new husband.
According to today’s New York Post’s gossip guru, Richard Johnson, Madge is done with That Guy (Ritchie, the lanky London Lad, father of Madge’s son, Rocco, and Kabbalist). One source blames the split on That Guy, explaining, “he’s (just) the foreign half-wit who took Madonna from her American homeland and made her talk all funny.”
Denying the rumors — or confirming them? only time will tell — Madonna’s rep, Liz Rosenberg cackled, “They’re still both sharing Cloud 9 – as opposed to Client 9, ha-ha!”
What’s really great about SexyGaymes.com is how they give it up on the home page, featuring some of the hottest outtakes we’ve ever seen. We checked out the rest of the site and found this video featuring Ramon Gonzales and Alex Cerqueira. These two horny Brazilian dudes (we’ve never met a Brazilian, “straight” or gay, who wouldn’t drop trou and get down to fucking.)
are tall ‘n tan, dark and lovely, if you’re into outdoor sex — we sure are — you’ll love watching this couple strolling on the beach wearing those skimpy boxer briefs when they realize it’s lunchtime!
They step to the side, shuck their briefs and get down to business: Alex sucks dick before getting rimmed by Ramon. Ramon then spreads Alex’s sweet cheeks and fingers the hole before sticking his meat in, and fucking his newfound friend doggy style. He then gives it to Alex missionary, finishing him off with a banging on a blanket.
And there’s more!
At the top of the page, there’s another preview we watched oh, about twenty times, before shooting our load — that’s the great thing about Cybersocket: you’re expected to look at hot gay porn and nobody bats an eye when you shoot your load.
This clip made its way around the office so we had to share it with you: set in a gym, two muscles heads (Trey Casteel & Nick Marion) start out their he-man action with some chest slapping/nipple twisting/who’s the Alpha action. It’s not long before the black trunks slid off and the pair gets down to some hot straight dude action. What’s super (super dooper!) is how Casteel and Marion use the gym equipment for fucking. First, Trey fingers his smooth, brown man pussy, then, he gets down on his knees and sucks Nick’s fat dick. The best part is when Trey reaches up, grabs hold of the abs bar and lowers himself down on Nick’s rock hard dick. Then, he starts bouncing his big muscle butt up and down on Nick’s cock his semi-hard boner slapping against his muscular inner thighs. And that’s just the preview!
Next door (the window to the left) there’s an amazing slide show featuring a gay orgy. Set in a gym, four tattooed muscle heads stand around a weight bench where their bitch boy/cock sucker/bottom pig lays back, ready to service their cocks, get fucked, whatever. This gay sex slide show features some muscle man tongue action and cock sucking: our favorite still’s a side view of a veiny uncut weiner getting sucked by an scruffy faced jock boy.
We’ve always had a soft spot for Engligh dudes like this naughty naked lad at uknakedmen.com. We’re not even into white dudes but ever since Mikey fucked the shit out of us after a massage … Mikey taught us to honor the hood & that there’s nothin’ like some juicy foreskin to chow down on: it’s better than breakfast sausage!
give it a lick! we bet you can totally see your tongue there 2! his pit looks soooo clean, maybe a little smelly but good. we’re taking bets: smoker? non-smoker? dick smoker?
yuuuuummmmmmm!!!!!! Everybody at Cybersocket headquarters popped boners. Well, one of us did: imagining our tongue up inside that foreskin. step off, Mister Hand, that’s a job for Konrad Product.
We’ll see. “The Cho Show,” scheduled for broadcast this summer on VH-1 is Margaret Cho’s new reality show … and her family.
According to a well placed insider, for the upcoming six week shoot, Cho, spends quality time with her finger wagging parents. (Oh, yeeeeeah … kinda like a recycled version of her 1994 ABC sitcom, American Girl, about a Korean girl and her family.)
The famous imitation Cho does of her stern Korean mom? It’s based on a real person! But what we’re looking forward to the break down moment where her mom pulls a Korean Gypsy, voicing her “disappointment” with Margaret’s success. Apparently, Mama Cho would have preferred Margaret become a Dr. Margaret Cho or Margaret Cho, esq.. (vs. about everybody’s favorite fag hag.)
So we weren’t exactly surprised when our source told us about a scene featuring Margaret reportedly sitting with a member of her gay Entourage, swilling champagne and belching, “I can’t believe we’re drinking champagne and not taking Xanax.”
Straightboysfucking.com is a great site if you want to check out horny straight doods but you’re not into crossing swords. I popped a boner looking at these two hot teen boys taking turns with a blow up doll. It looks like they’re having hella fun and reminds me of all the times I ever hooked up with my best friend.
Two bro’s who get together in a hotel room for some straight boy sex. Word: see how the white alterna boy with tatts and a goatee checks out his horny straight friend wearing a pooka shell necklace — and he’s got a knob big as his nose. his partner’s a smooth hottie
Pounding her plastic pussy with their clean straight boy cocks…
And — finally — blowing their big jizzy loads all over her face.
The Governor announced his resignation today, citing “personal failings.” The fallout? First up is, author Tracy Quan (“Diary of a Manhatten Call Girl”) who writes in today’s NY Times, “As a former sex worker, I’m puzzled by what is reported to be Gov. Eliot Spitzer’s preference for the riskiest form of indoor prostitution I have ever experienced. Escort agencies are constantly being investigated, infiltrated and spied on.”
Cybersocket headquarters is buzzing with chat about Eliot Spitzer’s sex worker sex scandel. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, Spitzer, New York’s Governor, has been accused of “participating” in a prostition ring. When we first heard this, we thought he’d been running a ring.
Oh no. Much worse than that! Spitzer was a client. According to yesterday’s NYTimes, an FBI investigation revealed that Spitzer a.k.a., Client 9, had been buying expensive, D.C. pussy (for prices of hot snatch check out new york mag’s ’05 article about how jason itzler pimped natalia, “The $2,000 Hour Woman”) from the Emperor’s Club.
Price being everything, two grand (the Emperor’s Club rate for first class snatch), is how Spitzer got caught. As the New York Times reports, “The IRS became interested in some strange transfers of several thousand dollars from the governor’s account and began an inquiry looking for “bribery, corruption or illicit campaign financing.” That’s when they discovered the prostitution link and Spitzer’s efforts to cover his tracks.”
Now, Spitzer’s been given forty-eight hours to quit or face impeachment. We wondered why — when the Republican Party are fending off a sex scandel seemingly every other month: from so called closet case, Sentaor Larry Craig (for tearoom tapping, Senator David Vitter ( for hiring escorts) and Rep Mark Foley (sex with teenage boys) — they feel comfortable holding themselves to another standard (the three Washington politicians remain in office.)
And then there’s hooker lovin’ hypocrites who hail from megachurches. Who can forget family value preachers, Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker and Ted Haggard? (Check out Deborah Soloman’s New York Times Magazine interview with Mike Jones, the male escort who blew the whistle on Ted Haggard, the Celebrity Preacher. “These men were coming to me with really big emotional issues, and I was comforting them.”
“My real take is that this is happening when there’s a Federal bill, (HR 3887) aimed to federalize certain prostitution crimes and place them within the jurisdiction of the FBI.,” says Carol Leigh (a.k.a. Scarlot Harlot, a San Francisco activist who coined the term “sex worker”). “It’s not really news that politicians use hookers but that they’re trying to federalize prostitution crimes. It’s just that these kind of crimes are more interesting to the general public.”
“The shame and threat of exposure creates an atmosphere of danger which becomes part of the sexual high,” Leigh explains. “This phenomena is one of the ingredients of escalating repression. When a law goes against our natural desire for consensual sex part of the result is a risk taking compulsion. The client-politicians (and all the sexually conflicted politicians) feel a need to pass stricter and stricter legislation to mask their needs.”
We asked Leigh what she predicts will happen to the Emperor’s Club sex worker: “Nothing. If she’s smart she can get some moiney for a good interview.”
Rentboy.com’s Brandon Baker disagrees. “She’ll definitely be in trouble. They have to make an example of her.”
When will it end? “Historically,” says Leigh, “the spiral can be interrupted by a national disaster, war or a trip by Brittany Spears to rehab.”
Just up on collegedudes247.com is a cool video clip featuring some hot white boi XXX garage action featuring Shane slamming Seth Lyons.
Shane’s shows he’s a good top, sucking off Seth‘s nice shaped knob & playing with Seth’s bull sized balls, steadying himself on the black Benz. We like Seth’s slim boy bod and his alt boi sideburns.
Surprise! Shane flips Seth over the Benz & slams Seth … fuck yeah! Shane’s a big boy, solid up top (someone’s been hitting the gym reguarly) and Seth’s got a slim boy body (no waist, V-shaped). Just goes to show: two college boys on Spring break will do the funkiest shit when they’re outta sight & left to their own devices!
Aaron James — Jet Set (and collegedude247.com; he’s a dual exclusive) and MTV True Life star (“I Work in the Sex Industry”) – has the porn blogsphere talking. A lot. Last week, we jumped on it when Jet Set invited us to the set and watch Aaron shooting his new porno, Ass Cruisin’. Aaron got his start on collegedudes247.com (“On Fire” is the best firefighter porn flick since Wash West’s “The Hole,” and “Hollywood Sex Club” and featuring Aaron’s latest /monthly new photo set of Aaron fucking Kurt Wild.)
In person, Aaron, a blue-eyed hottie from Pennsylvania, was really sweet and laid back, chatting between scenes. “Yeah, I’m straight but I’m out to my family about doin’ gay porn,” Aaron said, a new breed of gay porn star who’s straight and straight up (and the future of reality TV? Mmm ….)
In front of the camera, Aaron morphed into a stallion: a couple tugs on his cock and, BAM!, he was rock hard!
Playing on his collegedudes247.com persona – wholesome college stud — Aaron works his fresh faced (“Huh?”) looked, getting the well hung Rocco to jack off. When it cums time for Rocco to shoot his load, he told Aaron to move back, warning, “I’m a long distance shooter” And he was not kidding: Rocco shot huge, ropey loads all over Aaron’s ass and back … the spooge slowly dripped down Aaron’s butt crack.
After the scene was over, Aaron cleaned up a few feet away from us (we snatched the towel!) Even after Aaron had wiped off all Rocco’s jizz, we still smelled the man juice still clung to his toned body. Although Aaron’s mostly a top on films he does bottom in this film, scheduled for a May 08 release. If what we saw yesterday is any indication this film’s gonna rock!
