Zeb’s stunned mother just found out that her son is doing porn, and here’s what she had to say about it:
Zeb used to be a such a good boy. With his gymnast’s body and his boy-next-door good looks, Zeb was always my little angel – until he started hanging out with the wrong kind of people. Six months ago Zeb was going to church and volunteering as a Big Brother, but then he fell in with two hooligans from Corbin Fisher, Marc and Sean. Those nogoodnicks have been a terrible influence on Zeb. I was so proud when Zeb won the Conservative Values Speech Competition at Kiwanis Club last June, but today when I was looking up Corbin Bernsen on the web (You know how I love my L.A. Law) I must have clicked the wrong link. The next thing I know, I see my Zebbie on some site called “Corbin Fisher,” acting like one of those Chippendales dancers. Can you answer a question for me? How the hell do I explain this to Zeb’s father? The man has never even heard of a cock-sucking daisy-chain. So I joined this damn site so I could see what the hell was going on, and there’s my Zeb in a naked video. The kissing part I could handle, but when Zeb started sucking two dicks at the same time I thought I was going to pass out. When I got the nerve to press “play” again, Zeb was bouncing up and down on that Marc boy’s lap – and then swallowing his semen! Maybe it would be best if Zeb’s father never found out about this. After all, the man has a weak heart.
