Growing up, I always wanted to be gymnast. I guess even from a young age, something about guy hanging from big, thick beams in tight spandex onesie was always appealing. The only problem? Well, at the time, I was no Lara Flynn Boyle, and the idea of all 160lbs of our preteen poundage flipping, flopping, and cartwheeling all over the place was pretty damn frightening.
Still, even to this day, though, I get a pretty big boner whenever I see a set of uneven bars. So you can imagine my delight when the title of CollegeDudes247.com’s latest update “Gymnast Gets Fucked” popped up on our screen! I love it when gymnasts get banged!
Moreover, it’s been a long while since we’ve seen some real crazy, aerobatic sex. We’re talking like Cirque du Soleil shit – guys wrapped and twisted around each other, hanging from furniture, and balancing on each other’s body parts like you could never believe. But after watching Calvin and William go at it, we’re beginning to think that there might be some hope.
Close your eyes for a moment. Imagine you’re in a smokey, crowded bar hanging out with your friends. You’re about 4, maybe 5 beers in, and things are starting to get a little blurry, and a lot more exciting. All of the sudden out of the shadows walks a guy that looks vaguely familiar. It’s as if you’ve seen him before, but you’re not quite sure where.
He pushes really close to you as he goes to order a drink from the bartender, and that’s when it hits you – the guy looks exactly like you. In fact, he’s your spitting image. Same nose, same eyes, he’s even got that same dorky little fauxhawk you’ve been sporting for way too long. He’s you total twin!
So what do you do? If you’re answer is to throw that doppelganger down over the bar and press your sweaty lips together with his, you’re going love the Visconti Triplets. Yes, that’s right – three identical brothers who not only are hot – but don’t seem to mind seeing each other naked and hard.
Their site, which is set to launch June 1st, is sure to show some brotherly behavior that you ain’t never seen before, so stay on the watch. It’s pretty clear that what started a few months ago as a quiet, muffled sigh of pleasure over the triplets has now grown into a full-blown fever pitch in anticipation over this all-too rare identical threesome. We’ve got mixed emotions about the whole thing, but we’re waiting to make the call until we’ve seen what these Visconti guys are cookin’ up.
Has this ever happened to you? You save up your dough all week until you’ve got enough cash for that brand new XXX twink DVD you’ve had your eye on - only to buy it and find out that out of the five scenes in the flick, only one of them is hot.
We’ve been there, done that more times than we care to count. It’s almost as if the studios these days know they’ve got a super hot scene, and think they can get away with filling the rest of the movie with stuff that should have been left on the cutting room floor. It’s so frustrating, and quite frankly we’re so over it.
That’s why sites like Twinkmov.com are so awesome, and - if you ask us - widely under-appreciated. For us, the major selling point with a site like this is that you can select only the scenes that appeal to you - and kick the rest to the curb. With detailed description and gallery previews from each movie, you’ll never end up with a handful of lubed-up cock and an unsatisfying movie on the screen.
And did we mention these are way fucking hot? We love the whole amateur vibe they’ve got to them, and they’re filled with boys you’ll never see anywhere else. You know, the kind of guys who only do porn once for the money because they have to. Oh yah, one-timers are always the hottest.
When it comes to gay men’s sexuality, there’s no denying that we like to divide ourselves up. Bears, cubs, otters, twinks, fisters – whatever it is you’re into, we gays have got a category and a (weird) title for you and your kind. So what’s the newest classification that’s all the rage with the youngsters these days? Ultra Twink. Oh yeah, the Ultra Twink.
So what exactly does it take to be an Ultra Twink? Well, since Webster’s dictionary doesn’t define it, we’ll take a stab at it ourselves. See, he’s no ordinary twink. His boy-ish features and slender good looks go way above and beyond your typical hairless gay boy. Often equipped with a belly ring, lots of bracelets, and some freshly dyed locks of blond hair, the Ultra Twink is everything a twink can be, but so much more.
There’s an entire website devoted to him – UltraTwink.com, for those of your curious about this not-so-rare yet incredibly interesting species of gay. Of course, we’ve got to warn you – an Ultra Twink has a drive for sex so much greater than that of your average twink, that he can bottom for hours without rest, so you’ve best come prepared!
A man’s haircut can reveal a lot about him. Where he shops, what his approximate age is, even what kind of sex he’s into, they can all be determined by what kind of do he’s gotten done.
Don’t believe me? Take a peek at Sexgaymes.tv’s latest man sandwich of Maurinho, Daniel, and Eduardo. I mean, was there ever any doubt the one with the shaggy, curly locks was destined to be the one taking the pounding? If you were to put these three in a line-up, and maybe people guess who was going to the be the big ol’ bottom, I’d bet you some big money 9 out of 10 gays could easily spot the one who would soon be on his back with his legs high in the air. It’s just something about guys with curly hair – they love to get fucked and ridden all day long.
Of course, his head isn’t the only place you’ll find a bunch of short and curlies; the duo doing all the fucking both have some nice, hairy legs to match the beautiful bushes of black hair that frame their huge uncut cocks. It’s enough to make even the most meticulously groomed guy jealous!
Ah, Friday. The best day of the week, right? Here at Cybersocket Headquarters, Friday is always “Beach Day” for us. That’s right, it’s the one day a week where we toss our piles of smut aside, put all those porn stars on hold, and hit the warm, sandy beaches harder than a powertop who’s starvin’ for ass.
Ok, so that’ not really true. Although we do wear thongs on Fridays. And by thongs I mean sandals, you sicko. Get your head out of the gutter, kid! But don’t keep it there for long, because the latest beachside update from Boyride.com will make you feel like you’re getting pounded by the waves and riding someone’s long board all at the same time.
These boys are as sun-kissed as can be, and took a break from the ocean deep for a little playtime together. Yes, looking at these great pictures is almost as good as getting to lay out in the sunny and sand myself. I can practically feel the sand in my crack now!
So in case you couldn’t tell, we’ve been on sort of a twink kick lately. I know, I know, it’s just one of those weeks. So a note to all you bear lovers and rugged readers – stay with us. Who knows - maybe next week, we’ll be all about huge, big old muscle studs and stallions. You just never know with us crazy folks here at Cybersocket – our tastes may change as quickly as the winds, but they never blow!
Back to twink land, where it’s all about this clever little site called DoggyBoys.com. Yes, we too expected to see young lads with painted faces and furry, fake dog ears, but luckily that’s not the case. There is, however, a lot of wagging tales at this amateur super site, and our favorite comes in the form of a little stud, aptly named Zoom. That’s because zoom-in is exactly what we wanted to do the first time we saw this fresh faced freshmen with a good build and an even better package..
The site warns that “he’ll take your virginity in a second” if you’re not careful, but we highly doubt this good guy would ever take anything from anyone. Of course, they never said anything about giving it away…
Okay, so what’s the deal with freestanding glass showers and gay porn? Please, there’s got to be someone who knows what I’m talking about here! It seems like every time I’m trying to sit back and enjoy myself a steamy, sexy, man-on-man shower scene, sometime during their erection escapade they hop into one of those flimsy little phone booth lookin’ type of apparatuses. And quite frankly, it’s starting to worry me.
I mean, does anybody realize how dangerous this is? There these boys are, getting rough and raunchy, slamming each other against the thin glass-plated walls of that tiny shower. And the whole time I’m holding my breath, waiting for the entire thing to just shatter into a million little pieces – taking alone with the cute hunks whom I was just starting to really enjoy. Don’t take another boy away from me! Nooo, how much can my heart take?!
Well NextDoorBuddies.com has got a message for all your porn directors with skimpy budgets, who like to endanger their models with tiny freestanding glass shower scenes. Check out their latest update, featuring Adam and Slade, with (most importantly) a gorgeous bathroom that has a huge shower made of thick glass stone and smooth marble! Hallelujah!
Thank you NextDoorBuddies.com, for sending the message to gay porn stars across the nation: “You’re already risking too much – You don’t have to risk even more by getting hot and heavy in a crappy freestanding glass shower!”
When I first stumbled upon StraightBoysFucking.com a while back, I was furious! Just who the fuck did the guys who ran this site think they were? Not only are they stealing handfuls of (potential) gays and encouraging them to have sex with girls, they have balls big enough to shove their straight propaganda in our face and play it off as jack off fodder for the gay masses. It’s an assault - not only to my own self-understanding of sexual identity, but a slap in the face of those of us trying to deconstruct the negative stereotypes of gay males everywhere!
Of course, when I calmed down from my crazy lesbian tirade, I realized that pretty much all of the guys on the site really are straight, and that’s perfectly okay. Like the two fellas in their latest update, who take turns gang banging that girl – but never once touch each other.
Simply put, these guys are never going to suck each other off or jerk each other meat – no matter the price. Boys, this is as close as we’re going to get to seeing these men get down and dirty, and, while it’d probably encourage less self-loathing in our community to be gawking at actual gay guys, it doesn’t hurt to sneak a peek at what the other half is doing to get their rocks off every now and then.
Besides, most of the time the girl’s got her head down so you can’t even see her anyways!
