Jizz Addiction - The phrase alone conjures images of hallow-faced twinks, grinding their teeth and itching for their next hit of that intoxicating drug known as cum. “C’mon man! Gimme more of that sweet nut nectar! I need it bad!”
Luckily, JizzAddiction.com is more playful than it is literal with it’s name. Instead of the tragic scenario described above, they’ve got a lot of good-looking youngsters, who just so happen to love the taste of jizz - like site favorite Jeremiah.
We’ve got to hand it to this big-dicked blond; he’s one of the more entertaining performers we’ve seen lately, and has got tons of tricks up his sleeve, which he’s more than willing to show off when asked. I mean, you’ve got to love a guy who can suck his own dick Well, almost suck his own dick. Don’t you worry, Jeremiah, we’ll give you plenty of brownie points for trying. As long as you keep practicing, we’ll keep watching, that’s for sure. I guess we’re sort of addicted to you!
Growing up, I always wanted to be gymnast. I guess even from a young age, something about guy hanging from big, thick beams in tight spandex onesie was always appealing. The only problem? Well, at the time, I was no Lara Flynn Boyle, and the idea of all 160lbs of our preteen poundage flipping, flopping, and cartwheeling all over the place was pretty damn frightening.
Still, even to this day, though, I get a pretty big boner whenever I see a set of uneven bars. So you can imagine my delight when the title of CollegeDudes247.com’s latest update “Gymnast Gets Fucked” popped up on our screen! I love it when gymnasts get banged!
Moreover, it’s been a long while since we’ve seen some real crazy, aerobatic sex. We’re talking like Cirque du Soleil shit – guys wrapped and twisted around each other, hanging from furniture, and balancing on each other’s body parts like you could never believe. But after watching Calvin and William go at it, we’re beginning to think that there might be some hope.
We’ll be honest – when we first saw Cooper from BuzzWest.com, we were a little bit thrown off. There was this kid, with a big goofy ass grin, an strangely shaped head that sort of resembled something straight out of E.T., and a body so untouched by the sun that he almost began to blend into the cream colored bed sheets he was lying on.
Of course, this was all before we saw his dick. The instant we laid eyes on this broad, veiny piece of deep throat heaven, we were in love! I mean, are you kidding me? This thing is beyond perfect. Paired with those two saggy and slightly hairy balls, it’s a package that we so desperately wanted to get our hands on, we found ourselves practically pawing at our computer screen.
After admiring his cock for a while, his once odd-looking features started to look a lot more appealing. In fact, it’s even more of a turn on. Cooper’s what I’d call attainable hot, an attractive, good looking lad – but not so good looking that he’d be out of our league. We could conquer this one, and chances are you could too. But in the meantime, let’s get back to looking at that dick…
Has this ever happened to you? You save up your dough all week until you’ve got enough cash for that brand new XXX twink DVD you’ve had your eye on - only to buy it and find out that out of the five scenes in the flick, only one of them is hot.
We’ve been there, done that more times than we care to count. It’s almost as if the studios these days know they’ve got a super hot scene, and think they can get away with filling the rest of the movie with stuff that should have been left on the cutting room floor. It’s so frustrating, and quite frankly we’re so over it.
That’s why sites like Twinkmov.com are so awesome, and - if you ask us - widely under-appreciated. For us, the major selling point with a site like this is that you can select only the scenes that appeal to you - and kick the rest to the curb. With detailed description and gallery previews from each movie, you’ll never end up with a handful of lubed-up cock and an unsatisfying movie on the screen.
And did we mention these are way fucking hot? We love the whole amateur vibe they’ve got to them, and they’re filled with boys you’ll never see anywhere else. You know, the kind of guys who only do porn once for the money because they have to. Oh yah, one-timers are always the hottest.
When it comes to gay men’s sexuality, there’s no denying that we like to divide ourselves up. Bears, cubs, otters, twinks, fisters – whatever it is you’re into, we gays have got a category and a (weird) title for you and your kind. So what’s the newest classification that’s all the rage with the youngsters these days? Ultra Twink. Oh yeah, the Ultra Twink.
So what exactly does it take to be an Ultra Twink? Well, since Webster’s dictionary doesn’t define it, we’ll take a stab at it ourselves. See, he’s no ordinary twink. His boy-ish features and slender good looks go way above and beyond your typical hairless gay boy. Often equipped with a belly ring, lots of bracelets, and some freshly dyed locks of blond hair, the Ultra Twink is everything a twink can be, but so much more.
There’s an entire website devoted to him – UltraTwink.com, for those of your curious about this not-so-rare yet incredibly interesting species of gay. Of course, we’ve got to warn you – an Ultra Twink has a drive for sex so much greater than that of your average twink, that he can bottom for hours without rest, so you’ve best come prepared!
Ah, Friday. The best day of the week, right? Here at Cybersocket Headquarters, Friday is always “Beach Day” for us. That’s right, it’s the one day a week where we toss our piles of smut aside, put all those porn stars on hold, and hit the warm, sandy beaches harder than a powertop who’s starvin’ for ass.
Ok, so that’ not really true. Although we do wear thongs on Fridays. And by thongs I mean sandals, you sicko. Get your head out of the gutter, kid! But don’t keep it there for long, because the latest beachside update from Boyride.com will make you feel like you’re getting pounded by the waves and riding someone’s long board all at the same time.
These boys are as sun-kissed as can be, and took a break from the ocean deep for a little playtime together. Yes, looking at these great pictures is almost as good as getting to lay out in the sunny and sand myself. I can practically feel the sand in my crack now!
So in case you couldn’t tell, we’ve been on sort of a twink kick lately. I know, I know, it’s just one of those weeks. So a note to all you bear lovers and rugged readers – stay with us. Who knows - maybe next week, we’ll be all about huge, big old muscle studs and stallions. You just never know with us crazy folks here at Cybersocket – our tastes may change as quickly as the winds, but they never blow!
Back to twink land, where it’s all about this clever little site called DoggyBoys.com. Yes, we too expected to see young lads with painted faces and furry, fake dog ears, but luckily that’s not the case. There is, however, a lot of wagging tales at this amateur super site, and our favorite comes in the form of a little stud, aptly named Zoom. That’s because zoom-in is exactly what we wanted to do the first time we saw this fresh faced freshmen with a good build and an even better package..
The site warns that “he’ll take your virginity in a second” if you’re not careful, but we highly doubt this good guy would ever take anything from anyone. Of course, they never said anything about giving it away…
Crushes – we all get them every now and then. No matter who old we get, the second some sexy motherfucker crosses our path, our eyes get all big, our tongue starts a-waggin’, and we instantly turn into that love struck little high school kid we once were, all over again.
It’s that feeling that BoyCrush.com is all about capturing – that first lusty glance that gets you all head over heels, fumbling your words, and hiding that growing bulge in your pants with your 3-ring binder.
Now look, I’m no romantic. My ideal of a dreamy night out is a bottle of two-buck chuck, dinner at Red Lobster, and a quick, messy fuck in the parking lot. Oh yeah, nothing says lovin’ like cheap wine and a $5.99 Prime Rib dinner. But BoyCrush.com – with all it’s soft caresses and all-too sensual mood music – is starting to make us yearn for a little more love in the porn that we watch.
So I guess you could say we’ve got a little crush on BoyCrush.com – and that’s mostly due to their latest couple Jackson and Carson. These soft and sweet boys are all too sexy, and what’s even better is that they truly have some explosive chemistry with each other. And I do mean explosive in the cute, gentle sense of the word. Of course, I can’t promise you that your own explosions will have the same kind and tender characteristics…
We all know that sex can be a lot of work. First off, you’ve got to track someone down who’s willing to swap spit with you – and to whom you’re willing to return the favor. And then there’s the whole part about finding a place to do the dirty deed at; Do you go to his place? What about your place? Come to think of it, that dark alley over there is starting to look pretty enticing….
Of course, if you ask me, the biggest pain involved in having sex is the whole removal of each other’s clothes ordeal. I know, I know, there’s plenty of ways to get around it. Thin, easily torn T-shirts. Tear away track pants. Edible underwear.
But the boys of Gearaction.com have discovered a better way of making sex all too easy. Their secret? Keep your clothes (or gear, as they call it) on. I know! Think about all the time you’ll save!
Sure, it’s hard to give head when you’re wearing a helmet (Trust me, girl – You know I’ve tried!). But it doesn’t matter when you’ve got a little guy like Geoff (who’s featured in their latest hot threesome update), who is willing to throw caution to the wind and go without any head protection. Mmm Geoff, you’re dangerous. I can get into that.
