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18
May

Pictures of Christian Bale Naked!

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We fucking love Christian Bale even if he does have a motherfucking goddamn potty mouth, and a shitty-ass temper. Just kidding Christian, please don’t beat us up!

Although he’s been recently better known for his on-set tirade that he directed towards DP Shane Hurlbut, Mr. Bale is an actor – and a fine one at that. We’ve seen him sing and dance in Newsies, wig out in American Psycho, become the thinnest man we’ve ever seen in The Machinist, and revive the Batman franchise. This week we’ll see him in a new role as the John Connor in Terminator Salvation, but what we really want is for him to get into porn. We know he’s married or something, but we’d love to see him throwing a couple of hookers around, and banging them with what we can only assume is a large, uncut piece of meat. Just think of all the aggression he could get out! Until then, we’ll just have to rely on the next best thing. Male Celebrities has over four hundred pictures of him in various states of undress – including a couple that show the full monty.

11
May

Zacahry Quinto Naked!?

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We were completely smitten with Zachary Quinto from the first moment that we saw him playing the evil superhero Sylar on the show Heroes. Perhaps it’s his dark looks, or his manly appeal, but Zach is one fine specimen of man. This weekend he hit the big screen in the movie Star Trek. Although we haven’t seen it yet we know we’re going to swoon the minute we see him with those Vulcan ears. Just the idea of something pointy on his body gets our hearts racing.

Zachary’s sexuality has been a huge point of contention in the blogoshpere, but this may have arisen from the fact that he played a gay character in Tori Spelling’s show in which he had a kissing scene with a guy. We can’t say that we believe the rumors, but we’d love for them to be true. People swear up and down that they can see some gay mannerisms when he’s doing interviews, but we think that’s just wishful thinking.

Zachary isn’t the only hottie in the new Star Trek movie. His co-star Chris Pine, who plays Captain Kirk, is also lighting up the big screen in a similar fashion. Chris was recently caught jogging with his shirt off. It’s just a matter of time before these two end up making out. Might we suggest in the next Star Trek movie? Perhaps they could go to a planet where the air makes them gay. We can only hope!

05
May

Hugh Jackman Caught Naked!

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We hadn’t realized it before now, but Hugh Jackman loves to be naked. Whether he’s stripped down to just his adamantium as Wolverine, or gaying it up on stage (he loves song and dance numbers), Hugh isn’t afraid to put himself out there… really out there. In his new movie X-Men Origins: Wolverine Mr. Jackman strips down to his birthday suit and even shows his ass off to the camera, but the crown jewels are nowhere to be seen. Seeing that we were left with a bad case of blue balls we went digging. We knew Male Celebrities would have a picture of him naked, and boy were we right! Not only did we get to see what he’s got hidden down under, but we found a couple of new hotties that we’ll be posting about in the upcoming weeks. They truly do feature the hottest uncut (hint, hint) pictures of all our favorite celebs.

09
Apr

Brian Austin Green Stripped Down

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Brian Austin Green was never our favorite hunk on 90210. He always lacked the broodiness of Luke Perry’s character, and never quite came close to the good old boy image that Jason Priestly had honed to a science. It wasn’t till we saw Brian with Megan Fox that we realized what a fucking hot stud he has become. We raced to our favorite naked celeb site to see if we could catch a glimpse at his goods. Although we did see a pic of him sporting a hard-on, we can’t be sure that it’s authentic. We guess you’ll just have to make up your own minds when you see it. We did however get some shots of his ass, and we gotta say that we’d totally hit it!

12
Mar

Male Celebs Naked!

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Remember when Joaquin Phoenix was in the news for his acting roles, and not for his crazy antics attacking people in clubs, or his bizarre appearances on late night talk shows? We miss those days. We’ve always thought Joaquin was a sexy guy – not so much anymore with the crazy beard. We clicked on over to MaleCelebs.com and found this pic of him looking utterly edible.

Another guy who made the news this week was James Franco. Apparently, he was sleeping during a lecture in one of his Columbia University classes. He looked pretty cute in the picture of him sleeping, but we still like the racy ones we saw over at this site. Here he is shaving his pits. Hey James, if you ever need any help just call us!

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16
Feb

Robert Buckley’s Awesome Body

We had absolutely no idea who Robert Buckley was until about an hour ago when we were cruising our favorite site for new updates. All we gotta say about Robert is DAY-UM! He is one hot motherfucker! The fact that he’s been walking on this planet and we had no clue is just wrong. You bitches need to give a ho a head’s up!
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One thing we noticed straight away about our husband to be is his gorgeous body. He’s even got a perfect looking belly button. And don’t even get us started on his Ken doll line. Ugh, we’re just devastated by his beauty.
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Male Celebrities informed us that Mr. Buckley is an actor who has appeared in Lipstick Jungle. Well, after seeing him soaking wet we have to say that his agent needs to get on his shit and put Robert on the big screen where we can gawk at his larger than life image.
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We didn’t realize our Monday was going to surprise us with such a hunk of man, but that’s the fun thing about MaleCelebrities.com – you just never know who you’ll discover next!
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11
Feb

Nude Male Celebrities

Considering we work in porn, it’s amazing how excited we get when we see pictures of naked guys, especially when they happen to be male celebrities. Let’s face it, unless you’re standing next to a star while peeing chances are you’re never going to get to see the cocks that belong to dudes like Jake Gyllenhaal, Zac Effron, and James Franco. Unless, or course, a guy appears naked in a film, or some juicy private pictures make their way to the Net. In Jason Mewes‘ case it was the former. Those that saw Clerks know that Jason played the foul-mouthed drug dealer that was always berating his best bud. Recently, Jason appeared in the film Zack and Miri make a Porno where he appears fully nude towards the end of the movie. Not only is he cut, and manscaped, but he’s got a pretty nice body to boot.
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Another actor who’s got a banging body is James Franco. Best known for his role in Spiderman and Milk, Franco has had some interesting rumors circulating about his sexuality. Maybe it’s just wishful thinking on our part but we would love to see the dark-featured stud making out with an equally hot guy. Even if we never get our wish, at least we get to see him in all his glory over at Male Celebrities.
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03
Dec

Male Celebrities Uncovers Beckham’s Bend

If you ever wanted to know which way Beckham actually bends look no further than MaleCelebrities.com. Here you’ll find all your favorite stars including all those cute young guys that appear in shows like High School Musical and Gossip Girl. The main event, though, are all the A-list men that pull at our heartstrings on the big screen, and make our dicks rise at night.
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Be assured that if a naked picture of someone exists out there this site will be the first one to have it. As it is, they have taken the time to find a huge collection of pretty much any name you might even slightly recognize. Have a celebrity crush, but are afraid no one has ever heard of them? You’d be surprised to know that your chances of finding them here are quite good.
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One thing that we really like about this site is that it doesn’t stop at just movie actors, they also feature sport celebrities as well as musicians and models. This site includes up to the minute photographs of your favorite hotties in not so very innocent positions.
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The membership includes both male and female celebrities as well as access to exclusive gay sites, but the best may be the celebrity videos that they offer. There you’ll be able to see Tommy Lee pound Pamela Anderson’s pussy, Ray J. make Kim Kardashian moan “Oh, baby,” about a million times, and Lindsay Lohan showing us that she enjoys smoking something other than a cigarette!
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20
Oct

Naked Male Celebrities!

One celebrity that has no problem letting his package flippity flop for all of us to admire is UFO enthusiast and British singer Robbie Williams. We’ve all seen Robbie’s genetalia at one point or another, but I can’t help that this picture is much hotter than the ones that show a clear shot of his dick. I guess he just looks so much more fuckable. I don’t even mind the bushy situation he’s got going down there.
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Say what you will about Tom Cruise — and there is certainly a lot to say, but I ain’t saying it ‘cuz he might send his church after me — the man used to be hot. That’s right, I said it. I thought Tom was a fine ass man. His dedication to a role always meant he’d be ripped when he had to and blah blah blah. You know Katie’s munched on his crack! Eww.
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Last but not least is Mr. High School Musical himself — Zac Efron. Not only is he looking über hot working the six-pack abs and shit, but he’s also grabbing himself! Have you ever seen a more masturbatory worthy picture? At Male Celebrity you’re sure to find a lot of pics like this and more!
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06
Oct

Celebs Get Naked At MaleCelebrities.com

If you would have told me that one day I would find Robert Downey Jr. hot I totally would have laughed — long and hard — now in what seems to be an interesting turn of events I’m trying to picture Robert naked — long and hard — go figure. His Hollywood A-list celebrity status went up after Iron Man and so did his hotness factor — just look at that chest, yum!
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At Male Celebrities you get to see all types of stars in their birthday suits. Ever wondered what Reese Witherspoon gets to suck on? You’ll find out when you see Jake like you’ve never seen him before.
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Most of you might know him as Claire’s boyfriend in the hit show Six Feet Under, but Eric Balfour has actually been around for a very long time. I remember developing a crush on him the first time I saw him on some sitcom that didn’t last past the first episode. I always wondered what happened to him, and many moons later lo and behold, he’s mooning us.
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Finding a good picture of a famous naked celebrity is like trying to find the elusive unicorn, elixir of life or Montauk Monster, but every once in a while favor smiles upon us and sends us Jude Law’s uncut manhood for us to admire and gawk at.
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The site even has a couple of guys you would never imagine finding. Case and point is this scrumptious hottie whose dick I would be more than happy to suck. Do you know who that is? It’s an Arquette but it ain’t David. Give up? That’s Alexis Arquette. Let’s just hope she still has the penis, it’s fierce!
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06
Jun

Ashton Kutcher and a good pair of briefs never go out of style

Has everybody seen the new scruffy look Ashton Kutcher’s been sportin’ lately? I’m not sure if I love it or hate it, but one thing’s for sure, I’ll never stop being jealous of that old lady Demi Moore and the fact that she gets to bang his sweet, slender ass every night of the week. Well, it’s probably Ashton doing the banging, and judging from how much energy that raucous former Calvin Klein model, he’s got to be an amazing ride.

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If you ask me, what really make Ashton hot is the fact that he loves to strip it all off and sport a nice clean pair of whitie tighies without shame. Other stars opt often opt for a bulky pair of boxers, or maybe a less risqué pair of boxer-briefs, but not Ashton. He’s all about a tight fitting pair of briefs, and all the better I say! Because while he’s yet to drop trow and completely strip down to his bare essentials (I’ve never seen his goods, have you?), it’s still a pretty nice thrill to see the outline of his cock through the thin, white cotton fabric. It’s a classic look, and Ashton does it well – facial hair or not.

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03
Apr

Reality TV Gets Gay(er): Will Crazy James spill his DirtyBoyVideo Secret?

Gay porn scandal or not, we – like every other self-loving gay man out there – have secreted loved us some of CBS’s Big Brother for years now. Well, actually just since Season 6 (Shout out to Janelle! Girl, you were robbed!).

So when DirtyBoyVideo.com announced earlier this month that they had some previously unseen footage of one not-so openly gay contestant James getting down and dirty homo-style, we’ve been clawing our couch apart waiting for the day the House Guests learn about this off-beat and attractive former-biker’s secret gay past.

So will he or won’t he? Sure he’s screwed one of the girls on the show. Sure, everybody thinks he’s straight (Even if this Season is filled with a bunch of complete a-holes). But if this clip from last week’s show is any indication, “Crazy James” might be getting closer to spilling his beans than we might think.

18
Mar

Nude Mario Lopez, Pleads, Marry Me Please, Madonna!

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Over here at Cybersocket headquarters, we’ve been watching (and watching) the Mario Lopez nude — yes, nude — shower scene from Nip/Tuck’s fourth season episode, “Monica Wilder.”

The clip — set in a gym, one step away from the main work out floor of many a porno set — proves that Nip/Tuck is the most pornographic show on television (hehe, like there was ever any doubt about that.)

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The scene opens with Lopez, looking something like a dead ringer for the sexy Solo Flex stud. [Wherein, Ryan Murphy (Nip/Tuck's gay producer) slyly uses Mario's "exercise" to point and click on all our pre-porn jerk-off material; the scene's destined to rate up there for baby gays with our International Male catalogs and Jim Palmer Jockey underwear ads.]

Oh, so back to the “action”: Mario’s features everything you’d expect from a gay male porno, except instead of sliding his hot bubble butt up and down a big fat cock, Mario’s shown solo, knocking off a half dozen reps, pulling himself up — and down — and up …

Cue next (soft core porno) scene, the post work-out shower! Beautifully lit (like a male Emmanuel) with water cascading down Mario’s smooth, olive skin muscle boy body (Note to Self: invite Mario to the White Party … & does he sing?), Mario’s shown soaping himself up while chatting up plastic surgeon, Cristian (Julian McMahon). TV Guide describes their conversation as “disturbing” — disturbingly erotic is more like it — but whatever, we find out Lopez isn’t an escort cleaning up before his 8 p.m. trick but Dr. Mike Hamoui … a (hot) plastic surgeon.

Disturbing in what TV Guide sense, we can only wonder since we weren’t exactly listening to the dialogue* between the two, seeing as how we were too distracted by the sight of Mario Lopez sensually running his hands over his chiseled six (eight? ten? at twelve, we lost count) pack, twisting and turning for the camera, giving as much T as A.

*Okay, with repeated viewings we finally listening to what Lopez and McMahon were talking about: Lopez reveals that he keeps his body circuit party perfect by working out daily and starving himself. Later, McMahon butt nekkid again, and Dr. Lopez is giving him liposuction.

According to YouTube, the clips been viewed over forty thousand times and, we’d daresay, it’s almost as good as logging onto MIamiBoyz.com.

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Given Mario’s scattershot, B list career — playing everyone from Olympic diver Greg Louganis to “Husband for Hire” (the most watched program — ever ! — on the Oxygen Network) and “Dancing with the Stars” — we emailed Lopez suggesting he apply for the biggest opening this year: Madonna’s new husband.

According to today’s New York Post’s gossip guru, Richard Johnson, Madge is done with That Guy (Ritchie, the lanky London Lad, father of Madge’s son, Rocco, and Kabbalist). One source blames the split on That Guy, explaining, “he’s (just) the foreign half-wit who took Madonna from her American homeland and made her talk all funny.”

Denying the rumors — or confirming them? only time will tell — Madonna’s rep, Liz Rosenberg cackled, “They’re still both sharing Cloud 9 – as opposed to Client 9, ha-ha!”

13
Mar

Margaret Cho Meets the Parents: Can a Bi-Punk Comic Girrrrl Go Home?

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We’ll see. “The Cho Show,” scheduled for broadcast this summer on VH-1 is Margaret Cho’s new reality show … and her family.

According to a well placed insider, for the upcoming six week shoot, Cho, spends quality time with her finger wagging parents. (Oh, yeeeeeah … kinda like a recycled version of her 1994 ABC sitcom, American Girl, about a Korean girl and her family.)

The famous imitation Cho does of her stern Korean mom? It’s based on a real person! But what we’re looking forward to the break down moment where her mom pulls a Korean Gypsy, voicing her “disappointment” with Margaret’s success. Apparently, Mama Cho would have preferred Margaret become a Dr. Margaret Cho or Margaret Cho, esq.. (vs. about everybody’s favorite fag hag.)

So we weren’t exactly surprised when our source told us about a scene featuring Margaret reportedly sitting with a member of her gay Entourage, swilling champagne and belching, “I can’t believe we’re drinking champagne and not taking Xanax.”

Xanax? Girl, what about the KimChi?

07
Mar

Rocco Bones Aaron James Ass Cruisin’, JetSet.com, collegedudes247.com

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Aaron James — Jet Set (and collegedude247.com; he’s a dual exclusive) and MTV True Life star (“I Work in the Sex Industry”) – has the porn blogsphere talking. A lot. Last week, we jumped on it when Jet Set invited us to the set and watch Aaron shooting his new porno, Ass Cruisin’. Aaron got his start on collegedudes247.com (“On Fire” is the best firefighter porn flick since Wash West’s “The Hole,” and “Hollywood Sex Club” and featuring Aaron’s latest /monthly new photo set of Aaron fucking Kurt Wild.)

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In person, Aaron, a blue-eyed hottie from Pennsylvania, was really sweet and laid back, chatting between scenes. “Yeah, I’m straight but I’m out to my family about doin’ gay porn,” Aaron said, a new breed of gay porn star who’s straight and straight up (and the future of reality TV? Mmm ….)

In front of the camera, Aaron morphed into a stallion: a couple tugs on his cock and, BAM!, he was rock hard!

Playing on his collegedudes247.com persona – wholesome college stud — Aaron works his fresh faced (“Huh?”) looked, getting the well hung Rocco to jack off. When it cums time for Rocco to shoot his load, he told Aaron to move back, warning, “I’m a long distance shooter” And he was not kidding: Rocco shot huge, ropey loads all over Aaron’s ass and back … the spooge slowly dripped down Aaron’s butt crack.

After the scene was over, Aaron cleaned up a few feet away from us (we snatched the towel!) Even after Aaron had wiped off all Rocco’s jizz, we still smelled the man juice still clung to his toned body. Although Aaron’s mostly a top on films he does bottom in this film, scheduled for a May 08 release. If what we saw yesterday is any indication this film’s gonna rock!

08
Oct

Photos of David Beckham NAKED!!

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There aren’t many straight athletes who have as big a gay following as David Beckham. Part of it is his hot looks and incredible body, but an equal factor is David Beckham’s metrosexual quality and his willingness to flirt with homo-eroticism.

If you want to see more naked photos of David Beckham, the best place to find them is at MaleCelebrities.com!

What would you get if you took US Weekly magazine – and then showed actual copies of all the latest male celebrity nudes and sex tapes, instead of just talking about them? You’d get MaleCelebrities.com – the best place on the web for the gays to find blackmail photos of (and sleazy gay rumors about) their favorite sexy, male celebrities. They gave up their right to privacy when they stepped into the limelight, right?! So come get your stalk on at MaleCelebrities.com!!

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The gay titillation factor you get at MaleCelebrities.com is addictive, but don’t worry – MaleCelebrities.com isn’t just a tease. This site definitely puts out! In fact, the largest and most popular member area is the Real Sex category, where you’ll find all the best:

Whether you’re into str8 guys, fratboys, or twinks, you’ll find the hardcore gay action you’re looking for at MaleCelebrities.com!

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NOW – MORE ABOUT DAVID BECKHAM!!

David loves being admired by anyone, male or female. He’s a straight, married, father of two – but that didn’t stop him from appearing in the glossy photo-spread of a british gay magazine. I could go on about David’s long and impressive football career, but instead I’ll cut to the chase and give you what you really want: naked photos of david beckham, beefcake photos of david beckham, and some facts about his personal life courtesy of Wikipedia.

His full name is David Robert Joseph Beckham, and he was born on May 2, 1975.

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In 1997 Beckham started dating Victoria Adams aka “Posh Spice” of the Spice Girls. David proposed to Victoria on 1998 in a restaurant in Cheshunt, England. In an April 2006 interview, Beckham told The Daily Mail that he suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder.

In April 2007, sexy gay icon David Beckham and wife Victoria Adams (aka Posh Spice) purchased a new $22 million Italian villa in Beverly Hills, California near the homes of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes – as well as talk-show host Jay Leno.

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2002 hailed Beckham as the ultimate metrosexual by the man who invented the term and has been described as such by scores of other articles since.

In the world of fashion, David Beckham has already appeared on the covers of countless magazines. In 2007, U.S. covers have included the men’s magazine Details, and with his wife for the August 2007 issue of W.

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According to Google, “David Beckham” was searched for more than any other sports topic on their site in 2003 and 2004.

On 22 July, a huge private welcoming party was held for the couple at the Los Angeles Museum of Contemporary Art. A-List celebrities attending included Steven Spielberg, Jim Carrey, George Clooney, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith, and Oprah Winfrey.

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If you wanna see David Beckham on film, you can catch him in Bend It Like Beckham, The Goal! Trilogy, and Asterix at the Olympic Games

Beckham has many tattoos on his body, one of which is the name of his wife Victoria, written in Hindi, because Beckham thought it would be “tacky” to have it in English. The tattoo is misspelled, however, so the tattoo actually reads “Vhictoria” rather than “Victoria”. Another tattoo, written in Hebrew reads אני לדודי ודודי לי הרעה בשושנים, “I am my beloved’s, and my beloved is mine, that shepherds among the lilies.” This is from the Song of Songs in the Hebrew Bible, and a popular Jewish paean to fidelity. The problem is that the word “beloved” in Biblical Hebrew is a term of endearment for a man (boyfriend), not for a woman. Beckham has also been ridiculed in the press for looking like a “Hell’s Angel biker” and a “football yob” due to his ever-expanding number of tattoos.

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Remember – If you want to see more naked photos of David Beckham, the best place to find them is at MaleCelebrities.com!




 

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