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26
Aug

Randy Blue’s That 70s Gay Porn Movie, Part 2

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Like a classic 1970’s TV show two-part episode, the thrilling conclusion to That 70s Gay Porn Movie picks up where part one left off.  The cock sucking, mouth stuffing, dildo ramming has ended, but the boys at Delta Lota Kappa (DIK) are hardly done with their plan for sexual sabotage.  In this scene, the action slow down a bit—but that doesn’t mean there isn’t any fucking left in them.  Wooky took a pledge pounding in the first half, but now he’s horned up and takes revenge on Skip.  The tables are turned as Wooky tops Skip in a scene that who turns out to be too hot for the polyester wardrobe.  That’s never a problem, the clothes simply come off and the action resumes.

Before long, the twosome becomes a foursome as the rest of the pledges return from their pledge tasks.  Eventually, the rest of this hardcore Randy Blue cast is going strong in what can only be described as an all out orgy fuck fest with the frat members wearing only multicolored stripe tube socks and headbands and a couple of togas here and there.  Indeed, a flashback to the ‘70s doesn’t diminish the pleasure of a timeless fuck fest.

13
Mar

Margaret Cho Meets the Parents: Can a Bi-Punk Comic Girrrrl Go Home?

Margaret Cho Rides Big Mike’s Cock

We’ll see. “The Cho Show,” scheduled for broadcast this summer on VH-1 is Margaret Cho’s new reality show … and her family.

According to a well placed insider, for the upcoming six week shoot, Cho, spends quality time with her finger wagging parents. (Oh, yeeeeeah … kinda like a recycled version of her 1994 ABC sitcom, American Girl, about a Korean girl and her family.)

The famous imitation Cho does of her stern Korean mom? It’s based on a real person! But what we’re looking forward to the break down moment where her mom pulls a Korean Gypsy, voicing her “disappointment” with Margaret’s success. Apparently, Mama Cho would have preferred Margaret become a Dr. Margaret Cho or Margaret Cho, esq.. (vs. about everybody’s favorite fag hag.)

So we weren’t exactly surprised when our source told us about a scene featuring Margaret reportedly sitting with a member of her gay Entourage, swilling champagne and belching, “I can’t believe we’re drinking champagne and not taking Xanax.”

Xanax? Girl, what about the KimChi?

13
Jun

Chi Chi LaRue’s C1R Porn On Demand!

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Happy Wednesday ya’ll. I hope those that celebrated Pride throughout the country had a blast but partied responsibly, remembering to wrap that meat up before you started fuckin’ the complete stranger who ended up beside you in bed.

While I was at Los Angeles Pride this past weekend I had the rare opportunity to see infamous porn director Chi Chi LaRue spin her records for a rather large crowd on Saturday afternoon. While various porn stars like Chad Hunt were shaking ‘dat ass in the crowd it occurred to me that I hadn’t been on the Channel 1 web page in a long while. I overheard from many friends that they had a VOD (video on demand) section available for instantaneous downloading of porn. Later that night when I got home I logged on and badda-bing before you knew it I spent over a hundred dollars downloading Johnny Hazzard porn and Dirk Yates Military porn – truly yummy!

Johnny Hazzard!

Mr. Hazzard has to be one of the most well known porn stars off all time. His signature tattoos strategically placed all over his body (including one on the rump of ass) are just one of the things that make this stud so stunning – the other quality about Hazzard is his mind. If you’ve ever gotten a chance to meet him in the flesh you’ll know what I’m referring too. Call me crazy but something about a man that has a mind and a body really gets me in the mood to shoot a load! Some of his movies that are now available are Feed the Need starring Brandon Lee, Claudio Martin, Adam Faust, Brad Benton, Jeremy Jordan, Marco Paris, Matt Hunter, Michael Brandon, and Nick Savage as well as In His Dreams starring Eddie Diaz, Jan Fischer, Luca DiCorso, Chad Savage, Emilio Sands, TJ Young, Tory Mason and Trent Atkins. If you’re into leather, check out Leather Sessions starring Johnny Hazzard, Cole Ryder, Luca DiCorso, Tyler Riggz, Adam Young, Derrick Hanson, Nick Mazzaro, Simon Angel and Tag Adams – now that’s a stellar cast!

Dirk Yates Live!

Dirk Yates movies now available too for those who love uniform fetish and hot tough military boys that will seemingly do just about anything for some cash! Honestly I lost count of how many Dirk Yates films are available but if you need a recommendation on what to download I strongly urge you to view Jarhead 2, Hard Corps 2nd and 3rd Division plus the entire Dirk Yates Private Collection – yes there are tons of them, but you can never have too much military porn!

With so many movies to download I guarantee you that you’re dick will be all dried out before the river of porn that Channel 1 supplies on VOD runs dry.

Happy downloading!

30
Mar

All You Can Eat… With Jackie Beat!

Poster for Roseanne Barr's All You Can Eat Comedy Featuring Jackie Beat

If you’re headed to Las Vegas any time soon, don’t miss the city’s hottest new show – ALL YOU CAN EAT COMEDY starring Roseanne Barr and Jackie Beat.

Emmy award-winning comedienne Roseanne Barr is returning to her stand-up comedy roots, with Jackie Beat opening for her (ahem!) and warmin’ up the crowd. Don’t miss out on this limited 7-week run! This milestone event will go down (cough!) in comedy history and it’s sure to lead to further exciting collaborations. If we’re lucky, perhaps we’ll someday see a new sitcom written by (and starring) Roseanne Barr & Jackie Beat.

So how did these two comedy geniuses team up? If the rumors are true, Jackie and Roseanne originally met when Roseanne came to see one of Jackie Beat’s live shows. Since then, this amazing comedy duo has been performing together everywhere from London to gay cruise ships.

More than just a Drag Diva, Jackie Beat is one of the world’s most celebrated performers and writers. All around the world, the most talented movers and shakers sing Jackie’s praises. The undisputed hardest working “woman” in show business, Jackie has performed her comedic song parodies all over the US and Europe, written for countless magazines, served as one of US Weekly’s Fashion Police, and been a staff writer for the WB series “Hype!” Plus, she’s also the lead singer of the brilliant electro-rock band Dirty Sanchez on Cleopatra Records, featuring Jackie Beat along with her talented, sexy pal Mario Diaz and music mastermind Barbeau. She’s had the honor of working with Robert Deniro, Philip Seymor Hoffman, Parker Posey, Margaret Cho, Andy Dick, Molly Shannon, Ana Gasteyer, Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Coolidge and more – but she feels a special kinship with that ultimate bad girl, Roseanne Barr!

If you haven’t discovered Jackie Beat, you’re missing out on one of life’s greatest guilty pleasures. Here’s just a taste of what the critics have had to say about Jackie Beat:

“Beat’s sharp stand-up routine remains virtually unchallenged in the drag scene.”
- HX Magazine

“Jackie Beat gives ’til it hurts! This gal can sing!”
- Time Out New York

“Beat keeps the crowd howling!”
- New York Post

“A breath (make that a blast) of fresh air in a genre that constantly teeters on the brink of irrelevance.”
- Genre Magazine

“A large, sexy and twisted gal, armed with an endless store of one-liners. A rollercoaster ride of raunch and rudeness.”
- The Seattle Weekly

“Jackie Beat is so funny she could get laughs by merely reading the want ads.”
- The LA Weekly

“For Beat, lack of subtlety isn’t just a lifetime trait; it’s an art form.”
– Back Stage

“Some small children may be frightened.”
– The New York Times

Roseanne Barr’s All You Can Eat Comedy (featuring Jackie Beat) shows every night at 8pm (with an additional 10pm show on Saturdays) from March 15-April 30. And since white slavery is oh-so-passé this year, the girls get Wednesdays off. Also, there will be no show on Monday, April 2 & Jackie Beat’s final show will be on Tuesday, April 24.

For more info or tickets go to www.nynyhotelcasino.com or call 866-815-4365. Also check out Jackie Beat’s MySpace music page.




 

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