Jizz Addiction - The phrase alone conjures images of hallow-faced twinks, grinding their teeth and itching for their next hit of that intoxicating drug known as cum. “C’mon man! Gimme more of that sweet nut nectar! I need it bad!”
Luckily, JizzAddiction.com is more playful than it is literal with it’s name. Instead of the tragic scenario described above, they’ve got a lot of good-looking youngsters, who just so happen to love the taste of jizz - like site favorite Jeremiah.
We’ve got to hand it to this big-dicked blond; he’s one of the more entertaining performers we’ve seen lately, and has got tons of tricks up his sleeve, which he’s more than willing to show off when asked. I mean, you’ve got to love a guy who can suck his own dick Well, almost suck his own dick. Don’t you worry, Jeremiah, we’ll give you plenty of brownie points for trying. As long as you keep practicing, we’ll keep watching, that’s for sure. I guess we’re sort of addicted to you!
Has this ever happened to you? You save up your dough all week until you’ve got enough cash for that brand new XXX twink DVD you’ve had your eye on - only to buy it and find out that out of the five scenes in the flick, only one of them is hot.
We’ve been there, done that more times than we care to count. It’s almost as if the studios these days know they’ve got a super hot scene, and think they can get away with filling the rest of the movie with stuff that should have been left on the cutting room floor. It’s so frustrating, and quite frankly we’re so over it.
That’s why sites like Twinkmov.com are so awesome, and - if you ask us - widely under-appreciated. For us, the major selling point with a site like this is that you can select only the scenes that appeal to you - and kick the rest to the curb. With detailed description and gallery previews from each movie, you’ll never end up with a handful of lubed-up cock and an unsatisfying movie on the screen.
And did we mention these are way fucking hot? We love the whole amateur vibe they’ve got to them, and they’re filled with boys you’ll never see anywhere else. You know, the kind of guys who only do porn once for the money because they have to. Oh yah, one-timers are always the hottest.
When it comes to gay men’s sexuality, there’s no denying that we like to divide ourselves up. Bears, cubs, otters, twinks, fisters – whatever it is you’re into, we gays have got a category and a (weird) title for you and your kind. So what’s the newest classification that’s all the rage with the youngsters these days? Ultra Twink. Oh yeah, the Ultra Twink.
So what exactly does it take to be an Ultra Twink? Well, since Webster’s dictionary doesn’t define it, we’ll take a stab at it ourselves. See, he’s no ordinary twink. His boy-ish features and slender good looks go way above and beyond your typical hairless gay boy. Often equipped with a belly ring, lots of bracelets, and some freshly dyed locks of blond hair, the Ultra Twink is everything a twink can be, but so much more.
There’s an entire website devoted to him – UltraTwink.com, for those of your curious about this not-so-rare yet incredibly interesting species of gay. Of course, we’ve got to warn you – an Ultra Twink has a drive for sex so much greater than that of your average twink, that he can bottom for hours without rest, so you’ve best come prepared!
Ok, on the real-real, we’ve never really taken issue with the taste of jizz. Sure, we wouldn’t rush out to order a Grande if Starbucks added Semen to their menu. But we’re totally okay with taking the occasional espresso shot of man-milk when the situation demands.
We know for a lot of you, however, the salty, often bitter taste of another guy’s load can sometimes be a total mood-killer, which is why we’re going put this new product, Semenex, to the test. Yes, we’re going to order a 10-day supply from SexToySex.com, and see if it truly does make a man’s semen taste better. So to all you loyal readers – expect a full report, and for those of you who hate the taste of cum, hope for a better, less stomach-turning tomorrow.
A man’s haircut can reveal a lot about him. Where he shops, what his approximate age is, even what kind of sex he’s into, they can all be determined by what kind of do he’s gotten done.
Don’t believe me? Take a peek at Sexgaymes.tv’s latest man sandwich of Maurinho, Daniel, and Eduardo. I mean, was there ever any doubt the one with the shaggy, curly locks was destined to be the one taking the pounding? If you were to put these three in a line-up, and maybe people guess who was going to the be the big ol’ bottom, I’d bet you some big money 9 out of 10 gays could easily spot the one who would soon be on his back with his legs high in the air. It’s just something about guys with curly hair – they love to get fucked and ridden all day long.
Of course, his head isn’t the only place you’ll find a bunch of short and curlies; the duo doing all the fucking both have some nice, hairy legs to match the beautiful bushes of black hair that frame their huge uncut cocks. It’s enough to make even the most meticulously groomed guy jealous!
Okay, so what’s the deal with freestanding glass showers and gay porn? Please, there’s got to be someone who knows what I’m talking about here! It seems like every time I’m trying to sit back and enjoy myself a steamy, sexy, man-on-man shower scene, sometime during their erection escapade they hop into one of those flimsy little phone booth lookin’ type of apparatuses. And quite frankly, it’s starting to worry me.
I mean, does anybody realize how dangerous this is? There these boys are, getting rough and raunchy, slamming each other against the thin glass-plated walls of that tiny shower. And the whole time I’m holding my breath, waiting for the entire thing to just shatter into a million little pieces – taking alone with the cute hunks whom I was just starting to really enjoy. Don’t take another boy away from me! Nooo, how much can my heart take?!
Well NextDoorBuddies.com has got a message for all your porn directors with skimpy budgets, who like to endanger their models with tiny freestanding glass shower scenes. Check out their latest update, featuring Adam and Slade, with (most importantly) a gorgeous bathroom that has a huge shower made of thick glass stone and smooth marble! Hallelujah!
Thank you NextDoorBuddies.com, for sending the message to gay porn stars across the nation: “You’re already risking too much – You don’t have to risk even more by getting hot and heavy in a crappy freestanding glass shower!”
I’m a total sucker for a guy with an accent. I mean, really, who isn’t? It doesn’t matter how ugly the guy is - if he comes at me with even a slight hint of a foreign inflection, my pants will be down around my ankles faster than you can say “Bend it like Beckham, you bloody buggerr!”
Luckily for me, the bum boys from EnglishLads.com not only have really hot accents - they’ve got great bodies, amazing smiles (I know the British aren’t typically known for having a good set of chompers, but these guys have some great grins!), and meaty uncut tools that make a trip across the pond look all too inviting.
Just look at the latest update duo of Kai and Rich. Their accents are totally charming (they call track pants “trackies”!), and Rich loves to sweep Kai’s chimney with his huge cock. It’s the perfect combo, and is sure to revitalize your inner Anglophile!
It takes a real talent to be a star of one of Boys-Pissing.com’s videos. Oh yeah, big time talent. Okay, so first off (and most obviously), you can be in no way pee shy. If you’re one of those guys who freeze up the second another dude pulls up beside you at a urinal, then you’d better count yourself out of ever drowning in a sea of piss by a foursome of young, smooth studs like those in Boys-Pissing.com’s latest update.
Secondly, there’s a real art to getting pissed on. You can’t look grossed out (although overwhelmed works just fine). And when your buddy’s stream starts to inch towards your mouth, you have to do that thing where you pretend to drink it up, but then immediately spit it out. Or even better, get that piss right next to your mouth, but not actually going down the back of your throat. See, if you swallow too much of your man’s warm yellow stuff, something tells me you’re going to end up with more than just a stomach ache the next day.
And lastly, it’s essential to stay hydrated. The last thing you want is to run out of steam (and stream) before the party’s over. Talk about egg on your face! Well, not so much egg, but if you follow these tips, you’ll definitely have someone’s sperm all over your mug when the pissings all done!
CircleJerkBoys.com has long been a favorite site of mine. Like that familiar face that always makes you smile, this old-yet-fairly new gay porn standard is not only reliable, but really high quality in both it’s models and production quality. And if you want a thumbs up from me, those are definitely two of the most important criteria.
Take, for instance, the latest due to shake their stuff on CircleJerkBoys.com, Nino and Malachi. They’re both so cute, I really can’t decide which one I like better. On one hand, you’ve got the tattoo’d hottie with the long dick and the soul patch below his lip just for added flavor- I’ll give him an 8.5.
Then you have the shaved-head badass bro, just a little thick in all the right places. And is it just us, or he is like a total doppleganger for Channing Tatum? Boy, we’ve had a crush on him since his Step Up days - and until Channing finally decides to drop trow and show us the full monty, this guy’s a good enough to tide us over! I give him a perfect 10!
Together, you’ve got a combined score high enough to make any seasoned junk judge loose his cool and shoot his load all over the place. Well done, boys!
