Jizz Addiction - The phrase alone conjures images of hallow-faced twinks, grinding their teeth and itching for their next hit of that intoxicating drug known as cum. “C’mon man! Gimme more of that sweet nut nectar! I need it bad!”
Luckily, JizzAddiction.com is more playful than it is literal with it’s name. Instead of the tragic scenario described above, they’ve got a lot of good-looking youngsters, who just so happen to love the taste of jizz - like site favorite Jeremiah.
We’ve got to hand it to this big-dicked blond; he’s one of the more entertaining performers we’ve seen lately, and has got tons of tricks up his sleeve, which he’s more than willing to show off when asked. I mean, you’ve got to love a guy who can suck his own dick Well, almost suck his own dick. Don’t you worry, Jeremiah, we’ll give you plenty of brownie points for trying. As long as you keep practicing, we’ll keep watching, that’s for sure. I guess we’re sort of addicted to you!
Close your eyes for a moment. Imagine you’re in a smokey, crowded bar hanging out with your friends. You’re about 4, maybe 5 beers in, and things are starting to get a little blurry, and a lot more exciting. All of the sudden out of the shadows walks a guy that looks vaguely familiar. It’s as if you’ve seen him before, but you’re not quite sure where.
He pushes really close to you as he goes to order a drink from the bartender, and that’s when it hits you – the guy looks exactly like you. In fact, he’s your spitting image. Same nose, same eyes, he’s even got that same dorky little fauxhawk you’ve been sporting for way too long. He’s you total twin!
So what do you do? If you’re answer is to throw that doppelganger down over the bar and press your sweaty lips together with his, you’re going love the Visconti Triplets. Yes, that’s right – three identical brothers who not only are hot – but don’t seem to mind seeing each other naked and hard.
Their site, which is set to launch June 1st, is sure to show some brotherly behavior that you ain’t never seen before, so stay on the watch. It’s pretty clear that what started a few months ago as a quiet, muffled sigh of pleasure over the triplets has now grown into a full-blown fever pitch in anticipation over this all-too rare identical threesome. We’ve got mixed emotions about the whole thing, but we’re waiting to make the call until we’ve seen what these Visconti guys are cookin’ up.
We’ll be honest – when we first saw Cooper from BuzzWest.com, we were a little bit thrown off. There was this kid, with a big goofy ass grin, an strangely shaped head that sort of resembled something straight out of E.T., and a body so untouched by the sun that he almost began to blend into the cream colored bed sheets he was lying on.
Of course, this was all before we saw his dick. The instant we laid eyes on this broad, veiny piece of deep throat heaven, we were in love! I mean, are you kidding me? This thing is beyond perfect. Paired with those two saggy and slightly hairy balls, it’s a package that we so desperately wanted to get our hands on, we found ourselves practically pawing at our computer screen.
After admiring his cock for a while, his once odd-looking features started to look a lot more appealing. In fact, it’s even more of a turn on. Cooper’s what I’d call attainable hot, an attractive, good looking lad – but not so good looking that he’d be out of our league. We could conquer this one, and chances are you could too. But in the meantime, let’s get back to looking at that dick…
Has this ever happened to you? You save up your dough all week until you’ve got enough cash for that brand new XXX twink DVD you’ve had your eye on - only to buy it and find out that out of the five scenes in the flick, only one of them is hot.
We’ve been there, done that more times than we care to count. It’s almost as if the studios these days know they’ve got a super hot scene, and think they can get away with filling the rest of the movie with stuff that should have been left on the cutting room floor. It’s so frustrating, and quite frankly we’re so over it.
That’s why sites like Twinkmov.com are so awesome, and - if you ask us - widely under-appreciated. For us, the major selling point with a site like this is that you can select only the scenes that appeal to you - and kick the rest to the curb. With detailed description and gallery previews from each movie, you’ll never end up with a handful of lubed-up cock and an unsatisfying movie on the screen.
And did we mention these are way fucking hot? We love the whole amateur vibe they’ve got to them, and they’re filled with boys you’ll never see anywhere else. You know, the kind of guys who only do porn once for the money because they have to. Oh yah, one-timers are always the hottest.
A man’s haircut can reveal a lot about him. Where he shops, what his approximate age is, even what kind of sex he’s into, they can all be determined by what kind of do he’s gotten done.
Don’t believe me? Take a peek at Sexgaymes.tv’s latest man sandwich of Maurinho, Daniel, and Eduardo. I mean, was there ever any doubt the one with the shaggy, curly locks was destined to be the one taking the pounding? If you were to put these three in a line-up, and maybe people guess who was going to the be the big ol’ bottom, I’d bet you some big money 9 out of 10 gays could easily spot the one who would soon be on his back with his legs high in the air. It’s just something about guys with curly hair – they love to get fucked and ridden all day long.
Of course, his head isn’t the only place you’ll find a bunch of short and curlies; the duo doing all the fucking both have some nice, hairy legs to match the beautiful bushes of black hair that frame their huge uncut cocks. It’s enough to make even the most meticulously groomed guy jealous!
Attention all you porn loving Southern California studs! Looking for something to do this weekend? Something hot and dirty, but that will also make you feel good about yourself? Great, because we’ve got just the event – A porn star charity event, that’s sure to make you want to rub one out, all in the name of good will!
Here’s the basics: Sunday, May 4th (that’s this Sunday!), Valley Community Clinic is holding a charity event that will benefit HIV related services, which the VCC currently provides for the Valley community. There’s going to be DJs, a red carpet, and appearances by two crush-worthy porn stars who we’re totally loving right now – Johnny Castle and Tony Cappucci. We’re hoping to snap a few shots with those two hunky hotties – maybe even a few “candid” shots, if we can catch them in an easily excitable mood.
Tickets can be purchased at the door for $25, and all proceeds are tax deducatble and will benefit the HIV prevention program.
Location: DEJ Salon
13448 Ventura Blvd.
Sherman Oaks, CA 91423
For more event info, call (818) 301-6361
If I know one thing, it’s that bigger is always better. Now honey, please - I ain’t no size queen. But any gay who claims he don’t love him some Herculean greatness hiding inside their mens trousers is a straight up a liar.
So do yourself a favor and face up to the truth - and one of the best ways to embrace your inner huge cock lover is to take a quick peek at the jumbo-sized man sausages poppin’ up over at LucasKazan.com. Their featured man of the moment, Bruno, comes from a land where the extra inches are plenty, and the foreskin is fleshy, and from the looks of it, he’s ready to put on quite a show.
Just remember to keep your sweaty hands to yourself though, boys. This darky and handsomely hung graduate student is what we fancy folks like to call a “kept man”. As for staring, well, I don’t think his boyfriend can do much about that. Ah, the joys of cyberspace!
