Jizz Addiction - The phrase alone conjures images of hallow-faced twinks, grinding their teeth and itching for their next hit of that intoxicating drug known as cum. “C’mon man! Gimme more of that sweet nut nectar! I need it bad!”

Luckily, JizzAddiction.com is more playful than it is literal with it’s name. Instead of the tragic scenario described above, they’ve got a lot of good-looking youngsters, who just so happen to love the taste of jizz - like site favorite Jeremiah.

We’ve got to hand it to this big-dicked blond; he’s one of the more entertaining performers we’ve seen lately, and has got tons of tricks up his sleeve, which he’s more than willing to show off when asked. I mean, you’ve got to love a guy who can suck his own dick Well, almost suck his own dick. Don’t you worry, Jeremiah, we’ll give you plenty of brownie points for trying. As long as you keep practicing, we’ll keep watching, that’s for sure. I guess we’re sort of addicted to you!

Close your eyes for a moment. Imagine you’re in a smokey, crowded bar hanging out with your friends. You’re about 4, maybe 5 beers in, and things are starting to get a little blurry, and a lot more exciting. All of the sudden out of the shadows walks a guy that looks vaguely familiar. It’s as if you’ve seen him before, but you’re not quite sure where.
He pushes really close to you as he goes to order a drink from the bartender, and that’s when it hits you – the guy looks exactly like you. In fact, he’s your spitting image. Same nose, same eyes, he’s even got that same dorky little fauxhawk you’ve been sporting for way too long. He’s you total twin!

So what do you do? If you’re answer is to throw that doppelganger down over the bar and press your sweaty lips together with his, you’re going love the Visconti Triplets. Yes, that’s right – three identical brothers who not only are hot – but don’t seem to mind seeing each other naked and hard.
Their site, which is set to launch June 1st, is sure to show some brotherly behavior that you ain’t never seen before, so stay on the watch. It’s pretty clear that what started a few months ago as a quiet, muffled sigh of pleasure over the triplets has now grown into a full-blown fever pitch in anticipation over this all-too rare identical threesome. We’ve got mixed emotions about the whole thing, but we’re waiting to make the call until we’ve seen what these Visconti guys are cookin’ up.
When it comes to gay men’s sexuality, there’s no denying that we like to divide ourselves up. Bears, cubs, otters, twinks, fisters – whatever it is you’re into, we gays have got a category and a (weird) title for you and your kind. So what’s the newest classification that’s all the rage with the youngsters these days? Ultra Twink. Oh yeah, the Ultra Twink.

So what exactly does it take to be an Ultra Twink? Well, since Webster’s dictionary doesn’t define it, we’ll take a stab at it ourselves. See, he’s no ordinary twink. His boy-ish features and slender good looks go way above and beyond your typical hairless gay boy. Often equipped with a belly ring, lots of bracelets, and some freshly dyed locks of blond hair, the Ultra Twink is everything a twink can be, but so much more.

There’s an entire website devoted to him – UltraTwink.com, for those of your curious about this not-so-rare yet incredibly interesting species of gay. Of course, we’ve got to warn you – an Ultra Twink has a drive for sex so much greater than that of your average twink, that he can bottom for hours without rest, so you’ve best come prepared!

Ok, on the real-real, we’ve never really taken issue with the taste of jizz. Sure, we wouldn’t rush out to order a Grande if Starbucks added Semen to their menu. But we’re totally okay with taking the occasional espresso shot of man-milk when the situation demands.

We know for a lot of you, however, the salty, often bitter taste of another guy’s load can sometimes be a total mood-killer, which is why we’re going put this new product, Semenex, to the test. Yes, we’re going to order a 10-day supply from SexToySex.com, and see if it truly does make a man’s semen taste better. So to all you loyal readers – expect a full report, and for those of you who hate the taste of cum, hope for a better, less stomach-turning tomorrow.
A man’s haircut can reveal a lot about him. Where he shops, what his approximate age is, even what kind of sex he’s into, they can all be determined by what kind of do he’s gotten done.

Don’t believe me? Take a peek at Sexgaymes.tv’s latest man sandwich of Maurinho, Daniel, and Eduardo. I mean, was there ever any doubt the one with the shaggy, curly locks was destined to be the one taking the pounding? If you were to put these three in a line-up, and maybe people guess who was going to the be the big ol’ bottom, I’d bet you some big money 9 out of 10 gays could easily spot the one who would soon be on his back with his legs high in the air. It’s just something about guys with curly hair – they love to get fucked and ridden all day long.

Of course, his head isn’t the only place you’ll find a bunch of short and curlies; the duo doing all the fucking both have some nice, hairy legs to match the beautiful bushes of black hair that frame their huge uncut cocks. It’s enough to make even the most meticulously groomed guy jealous!

Okay, so what’s the deal with freestanding glass showers and gay porn? Please, there’s got to be someone who knows what I’m talking about here! It seems like every time I’m trying to sit back and enjoy myself a steamy, sexy, man-on-man shower scene, sometime during their erection escapade they hop into one of those flimsy little phone booth lookin’ type of apparatuses. And quite frankly, it’s starting to worry me.

I mean, does anybody realize how dangerous this is? There these boys are, getting rough and raunchy, slamming each other against the thin glass-plated walls of that tiny shower. And the whole time I’m holding my breath, waiting for the entire thing to just shatter into a million little pieces – taking alone with the cute hunks whom I was just starting to really enjoy. Don’t take another boy away from me! Nooo, how much can my heart take?!

Well NextDoorBuddies.com has got a message for all your porn directors with skimpy budgets, who like to endanger their models with tiny freestanding glass shower scenes. Check out their latest update, featuring Adam and Slade, with (most importantly) a gorgeous bathroom that has a huge shower made of thick glass stone and smooth marble! Hallelujah!

Thank you NextDoorBuddies.com, for sending the message to gay porn stars across the nation: “You’re already risking too much – You don’t have to risk even more by getting hot and heavy in a crappy freestanding glass shower!”
When I first stumbled upon StraightBoysFucking.com a while back, I was furious! Just who the fuck did the guys who ran this site think they were? Not only are they stealing handfuls of (potential) gays and encouraging them to have sex with girls, they have balls big enough to shove their straight propaganda in our face and play it off as jack off fodder for the gay masses. It’s an assault - not only to my own self-understanding of sexual identity, but a slap in the face of those of us trying to deconstruct the negative stereotypes of gay males everywhere!

Of course, when I calmed down from my crazy lesbian tirade, I realized that pretty much all of the guys on the site really are straight, and that’s perfectly okay. Like the two fellas in their latest update, who take turns gang banging that girl – but never once touch each other.

Simply put, these guys are never going to suck each other off or jerk each other meat – no matter the price. Boys, this is as close as we’re going to get to seeing these men get down and dirty, and, while it’d probably encourage less self-loathing in our community to be gawking at actual gay guys, it doesn’t hurt to sneak a peek at what the other half is doing to get their rocks off every now and then.

Besides, most of the time the girl’s got her head down so you can’t even see her anyways!
Thick, smooth, and bulky - That’s exactly the way the men come when you order up a hot serving of deliciousness from BangBangBoys.com. And in this oversaturated world of tiny twinks and runty little rascals, it’s so, so hard to find a good beefcake when you need one.

Lucky for us, Davyd and Poak are the chef’s special for today, and for those of you who have never dined at BangBangBoys.com’s restaurant, I highly recommend you come hungry. You’re going to need an insatiable appetite for sex if you’re going to be eating from Poak’s buffet, because believe me sweetie, this darkly handsome hunk has got enough to feed the needy.

Of course, the thing to remember about these men is that they’re tough, in everything single thing they do. Like when Davyd goes to poke Poak, he tosses him on the bed, grabs a fistful of his jock strap waistband, and pounds his sweet hole with his thick, veiny cock. Poak – always the gentlemen in these situations, politely grips his cheeks to hold them wide open for Davyd. This is one meal that definitely left our stomach growling for more.
