Archive for the 'Male Celebrities' Category

24
Jun

True Blood’s Ryan Kwanten

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One of my friends has been talking about the HBO series True Blood so incessantly that I finally had to sit down and watch it. Luckily, they were doing a whole promotion on cable TV so I was able to watch most of the episodes for free, and can I just say HOLY VAMPIRES! Ryan Kwanten is so hot it hurts. Not only is he gorgeous, but he spends most of his time onscreen butt nekkid! I nearly wet myself the first time I saw him banging a girl. His abs (along with the rest of his muscles) become super tight when he’s pumping and thrusting away to the point where it could be used as a cheese grader in a pinch. You can check out more hot pics of this Australian born stud over at Male Celebrities, and if you haven’t seen the show yet check it out! Ryan alone is worth the price of admission!

18
May

Pictures of Christian Bale Naked!

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We fucking love Christian Bale even if he does have a motherfucking goddamn potty mouth, and a shitty-ass temper. Just kidding Christian, please don’t beat us up!

Although he’s been recently better known for his on-set tirade that he directed towards DP Shane Hurlbut, Mr. Bale is an actor – and a fine one at that. We’ve seen him sing and dance in Newsies, wig out in American Psycho, become the thinnest man we’ve ever seen in The Machinist, and revive the Batman franchise. This week we’ll see him in a new role as the John Connor in Terminator Salvation, but what we really want is for him to get into porn. We know he’s married or something, but we’d love to see him throwing a couple of hookers around, and banging them with what we can only assume is a large, uncut piece of meat. Just think of all the aggression he could get out! Until then, we’ll just have to rely on the next best thing. Male Celebrities has over four hundred pictures of him in various states of undress – including a couple that show the full monty.

11
May

Zacahry Quinto Naked!?

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We were completely smitten with Zachary Quinto from the first moment that we saw him playing the evil superhero Sylar on the show Heroes. Perhaps it’s his dark looks, or his manly appeal, but Zach is one fine specimen of man. This weekend he hit the big screen in the movie Star Trek. Although we haven’t seen it yet we know we’re going to swoon the minute we see him with those Vulcan ears. Just the idea of something pointy on his body gets our hearts racing.

Zachary’s sexuality has been a huge point of contention in the blogoshpere, but this may have arisen from the fact that he played a gay character in Tori Spelling’s show in which he had a kissing scene with a guy. We can’t say that we believe the rumors, but we’d love for them to be true. People swear up and down that they can see some gay mannerisms when he’s doing interviews, but we think that’s just wishful thinking.

Zachary isn’t the only hottie in the new Star Trek movie. His co-star Chris Pine, who plays Captain Kirk, is also lighting up the big screen in a similar fashion. Chris was recently caught jogging with his shirt off. It’s just a matter of time before these two end up making out. Might we suggest in the next Star Trek movie? Perhaps they could go to a planet where the air makes them gay. We can only hope!

05
May

Hugh Jackman Caught Naked!

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We hadn’t realized it before now, but Hugh Jackman loves to be naked. Whether he’s stripped down to just his adamantium as Wolverine, or gaying it up on stage (he loves song and dance numbers), Hugh isn’t afraid to put himself out there… really out there. In his new movie X-Men Origins: Wolverine Mr. Jackman strips down to his birthday suit and even shows his ass off to the camera, but the crown jewels are nowhere to be seen. Seeing that we were left with a bad case of blue balls we went digging. We knew Male Celebrities would have a picture of him naked, and boy were we right! Not only did we get to see what he’s got hidden down under, but we found a couple of new hotties that we’ll be posting about in the upcoming weeks. They truly do feature the hottest uncut (hint, hint) pictures of all our favorite celebs.

09
Apr

Brian Austin Green Stripped Down

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Brian Austin Green was never our favorite hunk on 90210. He always lacked the broodiness of Luke Perry’s character, and never quite came close to the good old boy image that Jason Priestly had honed to a science. It wasn’t till we saw Brian with Megan Fox that we realized what a fucking hot stud he has become. We raced to our favorite naked celeb site to see if we could catch a glimpse at his goods. Although we did see a pic of him sporting a hard-on, we can’t be sure that it’s authentic. We guess you’ll just have to make up your own minds when you see it. We did however get some shots of his ass, and we gotta say that we’d totally hit it!

26
Mar

Marcus Patrick Exposed

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If Marcus Patrick looks familiar it’s because he was once on the soap opera All My Children in which he played the role of Jamal Cudahy. Marcus was unfortunately let go by NBC for reasons that they did not disclose, but many believe it was from a nude photo shoot in which he appeared fully hard. Around the same time amateur pictures of Marcus wearing a g-string, and dancing in a popular gay bar in Los Angeles also emerged. We’re glad that this stud decided to bare it all – especially after the eyeful we got at MaleCelebrities.com!

12
Mar

Male Celebs Naked!

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Remember when Joaquin Phoenix was in the news for his acting roles, and not for his crazy antics attacking people in clubs, or his bizarre appearances on late night talk shows? We miss those days. We’ve always thought Joaquin was a sexy guy – not so much anymore with the crazy beard. We clicked on over to MaleCelebs.com and found this pic of him looking utterly edible.

Another guy who made the news this week was James Franco. Apparently, he was sleeping during a lecture in one of his Columbia University classes. He looked pretty cute in the picture of him sleeping, but we still like the racy ones we saw over at this site. Here he is shaving his pits. Hey James, if you ever need any help just call us!

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04
Mar

Naked Male Celebrity Watch

It’s difficult to stay on top (so to speak) of which Male Celebrities have shed their clothes recently, and which have caused some waves with their behavior. Since it’s humpday, we thought we’d waste time research this very important topic. Here’s what we found out. Adam Lambert, the American Idol hopeful who has made it to the top 12 and was compared to Edward Cullen (as if),  has been photographed swapping saliva with people of the same (gasp) gender. We’re not sure who’s watching Idol, but if they couldn’t figure that shit out they deserve to be shocked.
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A guy who is always on our radar is Channing Tatum. Channing,  the hot dude who was in She’s the Man, will be starring in the upcoming film Dear John. Before he broke into acting, Mr. Tatum was a model who bared a lot of skin. One of the best places to check out what he looks like wearing only his skin is MaleCelebrities.com.

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While we were gawking perusing all the top models, we couldn’t help but notice Jamie Bell – the cute kid from the film Billy Elliot. Who knew he had grown up into such a yummy looking guy?

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We also got a good view of Scott Bairstow’s backside. Scott’s done a handful of roles in films, but we think he’d probably have a better career as a power bottom. Don’tcha think?

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16
Feb

Robert Buckley’s Awesome Body

We had absolutely no idea who Robert Buckley was until about an hour ago when we were cruising our favorite site for new updates. All we gotta say about Robert is DAY-UM! He is one hot motherfucker! The fact that he’s been walking on this planet and we had no clue is just wrong. You bitches need to give a ho a head’s up!
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One thing we noticed straight away about our husband to be is his gorgeous body. He’s even got a perfect looking belly button. And don’t even get us started on his Ken doll line. Ugh, we’re just devastated by his beauty.
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Male Celebrities informed us that Mr. Buckley is an actor who has appeared in Lipstick Jungle. Well, after seeing him soaking wet we have to say that his agent needs to get on his shit and put Robert on the big screen where we can gawk at his larger than life image.
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We didn’t realize our Monday was going to surprise us with such a hunk of man, but that’s the fun thing about MaleCelebrities.com – you just never know who you’ll discover next!
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11
Feb

Nude Male Celebrities

Considering we work in porn, it’s amazing how excited we get when we see pictures of naked guys, especially when they happen to be male celebrities. Let’s face it, unless you’re standing next to a star while peeing chances are you’re never going to get to see the cocks that belong to dudes like Jake Gyllenhaal, Zac Effron, and James Franco. Unless, or course, a guy appears naked in a film, or some juicy private pictures make their way to the Net. In Jason Mewes‘ case it was the former. Those that saw Clerks know that Jason played the foul-mouthed drug dealer that was always berating his best bud. Recently, Jason appeared in the film Zack and Miri make a Porno where he appears fully nude towards the end of the movie. Not only is he cut, and manscaped, but he’s got a pretty nice body to boot.
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Another actor who’s got a banging body is James Franco. Best known for his role in Spiderman and Milk, Franco has had some interesting rumors circulating about his sexuality. Maybe it’s just wishful thinking on our part but we would love to see the dark-featured stud making out with an equally hot guy. Even if we never get our wish, at least we get to see him in all his glory over at Male Celebrities.
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02
Feb

Bad Boy Michael Phelps

By now, you’ve probably seen, or at least heard, about the picture that appeared over the weekend of Olympic Champion Michael Phelps smoking weed from a bong. Although some stuffy people have their panties in a knot over the whole thing asking, “What message is he sending to the children?” most of us don’t really fucking care. What we do care about is what he looks like naked. C’mon, you know you closed your eyes and stripped him out of his Speedos during the Summer Olympics – we all did.
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Whenever you want to get your hands on a picture of a naked male celebrity, look no further that MaleCelebrities.com. There you’ll find hundreds of guys from TV, films, sports, and music in the buff. Among the pictures they have of Michael Phelps are some that have pubic hair sticking out of his tiny swimming trunks. We thought swimmers were supposed to be shaved all the way.
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Anyway, one discussion I had with my co-workers is whether he looks better in Speedos, or those long tight spandex suits. Many of the guys in my office drool whenever they hear the word Speedo, but my vote goes to the one-piece suit.
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I just think that the suit gives us a better view of the penis outline, and from the pictures I saw at Male Celebrities, Michael Phelps is blessed in that department!
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20
Oct

Naked Male Celebrities!

One celebrity that has no problem letting his package flippity flop for all of us to admire is UFO enthusiast and British singer Robbie Williams. We’ve all seen Robbie’s genetalia at one point or another, but I can’t help that this picture is much hotter than the ones that show a clear shot of his dick. I guess he just looks so much more fuckable. I don’t even mind the bushy situation he’s got going down there.
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Say what you will about Tom Cruise — and there is certainly a lot to say, but I ain’t saying it ‘cuz he might send his church after me — the man used to be hot. That’s right, I said it. I thought Tom was a fine ass man. His dedication to a role always meant he’d be ripped when he had to and blah blah blah. You know Katie’s munched on his crack! Eww.
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Last but not least is Mr. High School Musical himself — Zac Efron. Not only is he looking über hot working the six-pack abs and shit, but he’s also grabbing himself! Have you ever seen a more masturbatory worthy picture? At Male Celebrity you’re sure to find a lot of pics like this and more!
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06
Oct

Celebs Get Naked At MaleCelebrities.com

If you would have told me that one day I would find Robert Downey Jr. hot I totally would have laughed — long and hard — now in what seems to be an interesting turn of events I’m trying to picture Robert naked — long and hard — go figure. His Hollywood A-list celebrity status went up after Iron Man and so did his hotness factor — just look at that chest, yum!
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At Male Celebrities you get to see all types of stars in their birthday suits. Ever wondered what Reese Witherspoon gets to suck on? You’ll find out when you see Jake like you’ve never seen him before.
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Most of you might know him as Claire’s boyfriend in the hit show Six Feet Under, but Eric Balfour has actually been around for a very long time. I remember developing a crush on him the first time I saw him on some sitcom that didn’t last past the first episode. I always wondered what happened to him, and many moons later lo and behold, he’s mooning us.
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Finding a good picture of a famous naked celebrity is like trying to find the elusive unicorn, elixir of life or Montauk Monster, but every once in a while favor smiles upon us and sends us Jude Law’s uncut manhood for us to admire and gawk at.
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The site even has a couple of guys you would never imagine finding. Case and point is this scrumptious hottie whose dick I would be more than happy to suck. Do you know who that is? It’s an Arquette but it ain’t David. Give up? That’s Alexis Arquette. Let’s just hope she still has the penis, it’s fierce!
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23
Jun

Cristiano Ronaldo nude pics: Is the wait over yet?

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By now, you’ve probably all seen David Beckham’s sexy new Emporio Armani ad. You know, that one with the huge billboard that was unveiled in San Francisco’s Union Square showing the tasty Brit in only a skimpy pair of skivvies?

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But now that Beckham’s been spread all over some of the gayest cities in the world, I say it’s high time we turned out attention to the next hot soccer player of the moment, and that’s pretty Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo. I mean, where’s this dude’s underwear campaign? Can you hear me Calvin Klein? Joe Boxer? Anyone? If they were smart, they’d snatch up this lean and mean stud ASAP because whatever he’s selling, I’m definitely buying.

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Even more than that, how long are we going to have to wait until naked pictures pop up of this international playboy? In case you didn’t know, Cristiano’s quite the player on and off the field and considering the way he’s rumored to get around, we’re betting some lucky lady has snapped at least a few camera phone pictures of those saggy soccer balls he’s got hiding in his shorts! In the meantime, I guess we can lust over these pictures of him from MaleCelebrities.com and be thankful he hates wearing shirts.

03
Apr

Reality TV Gets Gay(er): Will Crazy James spill his DirtyBoyVideo Secret?

Gay porn scandal or not, we – like every other self-loving gay man out there – have secreted loved us some of CBS’s Big Brother for years now. Well, actually just since Season 6 (Shout out to Janelle! Girl, you were robbed!).

So when DirtyBoyVideo.com announced earlier this month that they had some previously unseen footage of one not-so openly gay contestant James getting down and dirty homo-style, we’ve been clawing our couch apart waiting for the day the House Guests learn about this off-beat and attractive former-biker’s secret gay past.

So will he or won’t he? Sure he’s screwed one of the girls on the show. Sure, everybody thinks he’s straight (Even if this Season is filled with a bunch of complete a-holes). But if this clip from last week’s show is any indication, “Crazy James” might be getting closer to spilling his beans than we might think.

11
Mar

Spitzer Sex Worker Sex Scandal: I quit

 

The Governor announced his resignation today, citing “personal failings.” The fallout? First up is, author Tracy Quan (“Diary of a Manhatten Call Girl”) who writes in today’s NY Times, “As a former sex worker, I’m puzzled by what is reported to be Gov. Eliot Spitzer’s preference for the riskiest form of indoor prostitution I have ever experienced. Escort agencies are constantly being investigated, infiltrated and spied on.”

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Cybersocket headquarters is buzzing with chat about Eliot Spitzer’s sex worker sex scandel. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, Spitzer, New York’s Governor, has been accused of “participating” in a prostition ring. When we first heard this, we thought he’d been running a ring.

Oh no. Much worse than that! Spitzer was a client. According to yesterday’s NYTimes, an FBI investigation revealed that Spitzer a.k.a., Client 9, had been buying expensive, D.C. pussy (for prices of hot snatch check out new york mag’s ’05 article about how jason itzler pimped natalia, “The $2,000 Hour Woman”) from the Emperor’s Club.

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Price being everything, two grand (the Emperor’s Club rate for first class snatch), is how Spitzer got caught. As the New York Times reports, “The IRS became interested in some strange transfers of several thousand dollars from the governor’s account and began an inquiry looking for “bribery, corruption or illicit campaign financing.” That’s when they discovered the prostitution link and Spitzer’s efforts to cover his tracks.”

Now, Spitzer’s been given forty-eight hours to quit or face impeachment. We wondered why — when the Republican Party are fending off a sex scandel seemingly every other month: from so called closet case, Sentaor Larry Craig (for tearoom tapping, Senator David Vitter ( for hiring escorts) and Rep Mark Foley (sex with teenage boys) — they feel comfortable holding themselves to another standard (the three Washington politicians remain in office.)

And then there’s hooker lovin’ hypocrites who hail from megachurches. Who can forget family value preachers, Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker and Ted Haggard? (Check out Deborah Soloman’s New York Times Magazine interview with Mike Jones, the male escort who blew the whistle on Ted Haggard, the Celebrity Preacher. “These men were coming to me with really big emotional issues, and I was comforting them.”

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“My real take is that this is happening when there’s a Federal bill, (HR 3887) aimed to federalize certain prostitution crimes and place them within the jurisdiction of the FBI.,” says Carol Leigh (a.k.a. Scarlot Harlot, a San Francisco activist who coined the term “sex worker”). “It’s not really news that politicians use hookers but that they’re trying to federalize prostitution crimes. It’s just that these kind of crimes are more interesting to the general public.”

“The shame and threat of exposure creates an atmosphere of danger which becomes part of the sexual high,” Leigh explains. “This phenomena is one of the ingredients of escalating repression. When a law goes against our natural desire for consensual sex part of the result is a risk taking compulsion. The client-politicians (and all the sexually conflicted politicians) feel a need to pass stricter and stricter legislation to mask their needs.”

We asked Leigh what she predicts will happen to the Emperor’s Club sex worker: “Nothing. If she’s smart she can get some moiney for a good interview.”

Rentboy.com’s Brandon Baker disagrees. “She’ll definitely be in trouble. They have to make an example of her.”

When will it end? “Historically,” says Leigh, “the spiral can be interrupted by a national disaster, war or a trip by Brittany Spears to rehab.”




 

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