Jizz Addiction - The phrase alone conjures images of hallow-faced twinks, grinding their teeth and itching for their next hit of that intoxicating drug known as cum. “C’mon man! Gimme more of that sweet nut nectar! I need it bad!”
Luckily, JizzAddiction.com is more playful than it is literal with it’s name. Instead of the tragic scenario described above, they’ve got a lot of good-looking youngsters, who just so happen to love the taste of jizz - like site favorite Jeremiah.
We’ve got to hand it to this big-dicked blond; he’s one of the more entertaining performers we’ve seen lately, and has got tons of tricks up his sleeve, which he’s more than willing to show off when asked. I mean, you’ve got to love a guy who can suck his own dick Well, almost suck his own dick. Don’t you worry, Jeremiah, we’ll give you plenty of brownie points for trying. As long as you keep practicing, we’ll keep watching, that’s for sure. I guess we’re sort of addicted to you!
Growing up, I always wanted to be gymnast. I guess even from a young age, something about guy hanging from big, thick beams in tight spandex onesie was always appealing. The only problem? Well, at the time, I was no Lara Flynn Boyle, and the idea of all 160lbs of our preteen poundage flipping, flopping, and cartwheeling all over the place was pretty damn frightening.
Still, even to this day, though, I get a pretty big boner whenever I see a set of uneven bars. So you can imagine my delight when the title of CollegeDudes247.com’s latest update “Gymnast Gets Fucked” popped up on our screen! I love it when gymnasts get banged!
Moreover, it’s been a long while since we’ve seen some real crazy, aerobatic sex. We’re talking like Cirque du Soleil shit – guys wrapped and twisted around each other, hanging from furniture, and balancing on each other’s body parts like you could never believe. But after watching Calvin and William go at it, we’re beginning to think that there might be some hope.
Ah, Friday. The best day of the week, right? Here at Cybersocket Headquarters, Friday is always “Beach Day” for us. That’s right, it’s the one day a week where we toss our piles of smut aside, put all those porn stars on hold, and hit the warm, sandy beaches harder than a powertop who’s starvin’ for ass.
Ok, so that’ not really true. Although we do wear thongs on Fridays. And by thongs I mean sandals, you sicko. Get your head out of the gutter, kid! But don’t keep it there for long, because the latest beachside update from Boyride.com will make you feel like you’re getting pounded by the waves and riding someone’s long board all at the same time.
These boys are as sun-kissed as can be, and took a break from the ocean deep for a little playtime together. Yes, looking at these great pictures is almost as good as getting to lay out in the sunny and sand myself. I can practically feel the sand in my crack now!
So in case you couldn’t tell, we’ve been on sort of a twink kick lately. I know, I know, it’s just one of those weeks. So a note to all you bear lovers and rugged readers – stay with us. Who knows - maybe next week, we’ll be all about huge, big old muscle studs and stallions. You just never know with us crazy folks here at Cybersocket – our tastes may change as quickly as the winds, but they never blow!
Back to twink land, where it’s all about this clever little site called DoggyBoys.com. Yes, we too expected to see young lads with painted faces and furry, fake dog ears, but luckily that’s not the case. There is, however, a lot of wagging tales at this amateur super site, and our favorite comes in the form of a little stud, aptly named Zoom. That’s because zoom-in is exactly what we wanted to do the first time we saw this fresh faced freshmen with a good build and an even better package..
The site warns that “he’ll take your virginity in a second” if you’re not careful, but we highly doubt this good guy would ever take anything from anyone. Of course, they never said anything about giving it away…
Crushes – we all get them every now and then. No matter who old we get, the second some sexy motherfucker crosses our path, our eyes get all big, our tongue starts a-waggin’, and we instantly turn into that love struck little high school kid we once were, all over again.
It’s that feeling that BoyCrush.com is all about capturing – that first lusty glance that gets you all head over heels, fumbling your words, and hiding that growing bulge in your pants with your 3-ring binder.
Now look, I’m no romantic. My ideal of a dreamy night out is a bottle of two-buck chuck, dinner at Red Lobster, and a quick, messy fuck in the parking lot. Oh yeah, nothing says lovin’ like cheap wine and a $5.99 Prime Rib dinner. But BoyCrush.com – with all it’s soft caresses and all-too sensual mood music – is starting to make us yearn for a little more love in the porn that we watch.
So I guess you could say we’ve got a little crush on BoyCrush.com – and that’s mostly due to their latest couple Jackson and Carson. These soft and sweet boys are all too sexy, and what’s even better is that they truly have some explosive chemistry with each other. And I do mean explosive in the cute, gentle sense of the word. Of course, I can’t promise you that your own explosions will have the same kind and tender characteristics…
We all know that sex can be a lot of work. First off, you’ve got to track someone down who’s willing to swap spit with you – and to whom you’re willing to return the favor. And then there’s the whole part about finding a place to do the dirty deed at; Do you go to his place? What about your place? Come to think of it, that dark alley over there is starting to look pretty enticing….
Of course, if you ask me, the biggest pain involved in having sex is the whole removal of each other’s clothes ordeal. I know, I know, there’s plenty of ways to get around it. Thin, easily torn T-shirts. Tear away track pants. Edible underwear.
But the boys of Gearaction.com have discovered a better way of making sex all too easy. Their secret? Keep your clothes (or gear, as they call it) on. I know! Think about all the time you’ll save!
Sure, it’s hard to give head when you’re wearing a helmet (Trust me, girl – You know I’ve tried!). But it doesn’t matter when you’ve got a little guy like Geoff (who’s featured in their latest hot threesome update), who is willing to throw caution to the wind and go without any head protection. Mmm Geoff, you’re dangerous. I can get into that.
I’m a total sucker for a guy with an accent. I mean, really, who isn’t? It doesn’t matter how ugly the guy is - if he comes at me with even a slight hint of a foreign inflection, my pants will be down around my ankles faster than you can say “Bend it like Beckham, you bloody buggerr!”
Luckily for me, the bum boys from EnglishLads.com not only have really hot accents - they’ve got great bodies, amazing smiles (I know the British aren’t typically known for having a good set of chompers, but these guys have some great grins!), and meaty uncut tools that make a trip across the pond look all too inviting.
Just look at the latest update duo of Kai and Rich. Their accents are totally charming (they call track pants “trackies”!), and Rich loves to sweep Kai’s chimney with his huge cock. It’s the perfect combo, and is sure to revitalize your inner Anglophile!
It takes a real talent to be a star of one of Boys-Pissing.com’s videos. Oh yeah, big time talent. Okay, so first off (and most obviously), you can be in no way pee shy. If you’re one of those guys who freeze up the second another dude pulls up beside you at a urinal, then you’d better count yourself out of ever drowning in a sea of piss by a foursome of young, smooth studs like those in Boys-Pissing.com’s latest update.
Secondly, there’s a real art to getting pissed on. You can’t look grossed out (although overwhelmed works just fine). And when your buddy’s stream starts to inch towards your mouth, you have to do that thing where you pretend to drink it up, but then immediately spit it out. Or even better, get that piss right next to your mouth, but not actually going down the back of your throat. See, if you swallow too much of your man’s warm yellow stuff, something tells me you’re going to end up with more than just a stomach ache the next day.
And lastly, it’s essential to stay hydrated. The last thing you want is to run out of steam (and stream) before the party’s over. Talk about egg on your face! Well, not so much egg, but if you follow these tips, you’ll definitely have someone’s sperm all over your mug when the pissings all done!
