What can four straight, naked guys do together in one room? If they’re the guys from Straight Boys Fucking, the answer can be: anything! In this case, they’re competing for the first prize – not to lose. The stakes are high when losing means sloppy seconds and having to take pictures of the action instead of taking part in it. But whatever the stakes may be, we don’t really care. We know that this is just a ploy to get four horny straight boys naked in one room so we can see how they each react to another naked man standing before them.
The contest begins when they bring in a sexy woman in a red dress to help the boys out with their masturbatory techniques. She grabs hold of their peckers and starts to stroke them – to get the juices flowing. Then she sucks their dicks and licks their balls, which gets them all excited as they gather around them in a tight circle. It’s almost too much as their hard cocks point at each other, close enough to touch! Throughout this “contest,” these guys get close and rub up against each other – adding to the whole eroticism of watching straight guys playing naked.
It might be their first time having sex with other dudes, but the boys over HisFirstGaySex.com look like pros when it comes to sucking dick and fucking ass. Perhaps one of the reasons for this may be that they’ve watched their inept girlfriends try to do it on them all the while wishing they could give her pointers on how to do it right. Or so we’re guessing.
There’s plenty of hot guys getting down and dirty, which is good for those who can’t get enough of watching straight guys getting their cherries popped on the Net. It’s fun to watch the first timers make sure they don’t use teeth, or gag, but we love how after a few seconds they grab on to that shaft and just go for it.
This particular dude was a little tight and his buddy had to loosen him up quite a bit before the bottom would even consider having a huge cock inserted in his hole. His buddy did well stretching him out with two fingers and his tongue.
As soon as he felt brave enough to have his first cock up his chute, the buddy positioned himself over him and slowly made his way in. We don‘t care what anyone says, there’s nothing hotter than watching two straight friends as they awkwardly navigate through anal sex only to see the look of immense surprise when they both realize how good it feels.
The bottom’s eyes rolling to the back of his head plus the tops groans as he pumped his friend full of dick makes us suspect that this isn’t the last time that these two will be hooking up.
Those who doubt the validity of whether a certain model is straight or not need look no further than Alex and Chris over at Broke Straight Boys. It’s not so much that these guys look and sound like straight buddies, but the fact that Chris can’t stop hamming it up for a camera while Alex polishes his knob. How many gay guys do you know who give a thumbs up while getting sucked off?
Chris likes to clown around a lot and at one point puts both elbows on top of Alex’s head forcing his poor straight buddy to take the entire length of his stiff rod — which leads us to point out something very important. Regardless of how straight he acts and how much he goofs around to ease his discomfort, Chris’ dick is hard the entire time he’s getting sucked.
Perhaps finally realizing that all his shenanigans are distracting him from enjoying the good blowjob his straight bud is giving him, Chris throws his hands on his head, leans back and enjoys the show.
In the end even the straightest of dudes will shoot their wad after receiving a good polish and Chris is no exception, in fact, we think he might’ve enjoyed the experience a little more than he would ever like to admit from the amount of cum that he ends up shooting all over Alex’s face. Alex is so into it he even sticks out his tongue prompting Chris to rub the tip of his head along his buddy’s mouth — now that’s how you do it boys!
We here at GayPornucopia.com like to think we’re pretty hard to fool. Sure, we’re no Sherlock Holmes, but we definitely know the difference between our asshole and a hole in the wall, at least before Happy Hour. After that, your guess is as good as ours.
That being said, we’re going to play a little game of whistle blower today and call bluff on one of the fastest growing sites on the web, StraightGoesGay.com – which boasts tons and tons of videos of real straight guys discovering the beauties of gay sex. It’s just, we’re not sure that all the supposed straight guys are actually all that straight. I mean, take a look at this latest update – what straight guy hangs watercolor painting of apricots in his apartment?
Of course, it’s not just that that has us scratching our heads. The biggest hint is that these studly fellas are having some mind-blowingly aggressive sex, and if we remember anything about our first time, well, let’s just say mind-blowing wasn’t the word. More like premature ejaculation-blowing.
Still, we DARE you to poke around their site and judge for yourself! I mean, you never know – it could, in fact, be after Happy Hour as we write this, and in that case, we’d better go find our asshole. Oops, that’s just another hole in the wall.
I swear this works everytime! You see, in this crazy world of gay-for-pay porn, there’s a lot of straight boys gout there willing to get all naked and gay on camera. Some do it for the thrill, some do it for the money, but whatever their motives, it’s sometimes hard to tell which ones are in it for the cold, hard cash, and which ones are in it for the warm, hard cock.
More times than not, the boys of ActiveDuty.com seem pretty straight – to the untrained eye, of course. But I’ve found there’s a few simple ways that you can tell a straight boy from a gay one, and they’re pretty full proof, if you ask me.
The first way to tell is a guy’s gay or straight is by taking a look at his surroundings. If he’s encircled by a bunch of naked girls, he’s straight. But if he’s knee-deep in an orgy full of his buffed-out military buddies all naked, he’s definitely into guys. Sorry dude, you’re way gay.
Another way to check if he’s gay? Check to see if he’s got a thick, stiff cock in his mouth. If he’s filling his throat with another guy’s boner, you can be sure he’ll be willing to suck on your lollipop with little to no persuasion. Of course, if all these tips fail, you can always just ask the guy. That one never fails!
Okay, so we know it’s only Memorial Day, but we can’t help but feel like it’s Christmas! That’s because we’ve just laid eyes on our very first scene from Falcon Str8men, and it’s definitely one hell of an amazing present, in the form of Joe, a hunky straight guy who enjoys sports, shaving his chest, and rubbing one out on camera – for a price.
Lucky for us, Falcon’s willing to pony up the dough – and Joe’s more than willing to work hard (and work his hard cock) for the money, spilling his payload all over a leather recliner as he squirms in pure pleasure.
To be perfectly honest, we had our doubts as to whether a studio like Falcon (known for it’s pretty boys) could pull off an entire site dedicated to real straight guys, but we’ve got to give credit where credit is due. Falcon Str8men is fucking amazing, and we can’t wait to see what new macho magic they’ll have in store! What do you all think?
Has this ever happened to you? You save up your dough all week until you’ve got enough cash for that brand new XXX twink DVD you’ve had your eye on – only to buy it and find out that out of the five scenes in the flick, only one of them is hot.
We’ve been there, done that more times than we care to count. It’s almost as if the studios these days know they’ve got a super hot scene, and think they can get away with filling the rest of the movie with stuff that should have been left on the cutting room floor. It’s so frustrating, and quite frankly we’re so over it.
That’s why sites like Twinkmov.com are so awesome, and – if you ask us – widely under-appreciated. For us, the major selling point with a site like this is that you can select only the scenes that appeal to you – and kick the rest to the curb. With detailed description and gallery previews from each movie, you’ll never end up with a handful of lubed-up cock and an unsatisfying movie on the screen.
And did we mention these are way fucking hot? We love the whole amateur vibe they’ve got to them, and they’re filled with boys you’ll never see anywhere else. You know, the kind of guys who only do porn once for the money because they have to. Oh yeah, one-timers are always the hottest.
When I first stumbled upon StraightBoysFucking.com a while back, I was furious! Just who the fuck did the guys who ran this site think they were? Not only are they stealing handfuls of (potential) gays and encouraging them to have sex with girls, they have balls big enough to shove their straight propaganda in our face and play it off as jack off fodder for the gay masses. It’s an assault – not only to my own self-understanding of sexual identity, but a slap in the face of those of us trying to deconstruct the negative stereotypes of gay males everywhere!
Of course, when I calmed down from my crazy lesbian tirade, I realized that pretty much all of the guys on the site really are straight, and that’s perfectly okay. Like the two fellas in their latest update, who take turns gang banging that girl – but never once touch each other.
Simply put, these guys are never going to suck each other off or jerk each other meat – no matter the price. Boys, this is as close as we’re going to get to seeing these men get down and dirty, and, while it’d probably encourage less self-loathing in our community to be gawking at actual gay guys, it doesn’t hurt to sneak a peek at what the other half is doing to get their rocks off every now and then.
Besides, most of the time the girl’s got her head down so you can’t even see her anyways!
Over here at Cybersocket headquarters, we’ve been watching (and watching) the Mario Lopez nude — yes, nude — shower scene from Nip/Tuck’s fourth season episode, “Monica Wilder.”
The clip — set in a gym, one step away from the main work out floor of many a porno set — proves that Nip/Tuck is the most pornographic show on television (hehe, like there was ever any doubt about that.)
The scene opens with Lopez, looking something like a dead ringer for the sexy Solo Flex stud. [Wherein, Ryan Murphy (Nip/Tuck's gay producer) slyly uses Mario's "exercise" to point and click on all our pre-porn jerk-off material; the scene's destined to rate up there for baby gays with our International Male catalogs and Jim Palmer Jockey underwear ads.]
Oh, so back to the “action”: Mario’s features everything you’d expect from a gay male porno, except instead of sliding his hot bubble butt up and down a big fat cock, Mario’s shown solo, knocking off a half dozen reps, pulling himself up — and down — and up …
Cue next (soft core porno) scene, the post work-out shower! Beautifully lit (like a male Emmanuel) with water cascading down Mario’s smooth, olive skin muscle boy body (Note to Self: invite Mario to the White Party … & does he sing?), Mario’s shown soaping himself up while chatting up plastic surgeon, Cristian (Julian McMahon). TV Guide describes their conversation as “disturbing” — disturbingly erotic is more like it — but whatever, we find out Lopez isn’t an escort cleaning up before his 8 p.m. trick but Dr. Mike Hamoui … a (hot) plastic surgeon.
Disturbing in what TV Guide sense, we can only wonder since we weren’t exactly listening to the dialogue* between the two, seeing as how we were too distracted by the sight of Mario Lopez sensually running his hands over his chiseled six (eight? ten? at twelve, we lost count) pack, twisting and turning for the camera, giving as much T as A.
*Okay, with repeated viewings we finally listening to what Lopez and McMahon were talking about: Lopez reveals that he keeps his body circuit party perfect by working out daily and starving himself. Later, McMahon butt nekkid again, and Dr. Lopez is giving him liposuction.
According to YouTube, the clips been viewed over forty thousand times and, we’d daresay, it’s almost as good as logging onto MIamiBoyz.com.
Given Mario’s scattershot, B list career — playing everyone from Olympic diver Greg Louganis to “Husband for Hire” (the most watched program — ever ! — on the Oxygen Network) and “Dancing with the Stars” — we emailed Lopez suggesting he apply for the biggest opening this year: Madonna’s new husband.
According to today’s New York Post’s gossip guru, Richard Johnson, Madge is done with That Guy (Ritchie, the lanky London Lad, father of Madge’s son, Rocco, and Kabbalist). One source blames the split on That Guy, explaining, “he’s (just) the foreign half-wit who took Madonna from her American homeland and made her talk all funny.”
Denying the rumors — or confirming them? only time will tell — Madonna’s rep, Liz Rosenberg cackled, “They’re still both sharing Cloud 9 – as opposed to Client 9, ha-ha!”
What’s really great about SexyGaymes.com is how they give it up on the home page, featuring some of the hottest outtakes we’ve ever seen. We checked out the rest of the site and found this video featuring Ramon Gonzales and Alex Cerqueira. These two horny Brazilian dudes (we’ve never met a Brazilian, “straight” or gay, who wouldn’t drop trou and get down to fucking.)
are tall ‘n tan, dark and lovely, if you’re into outdoor sex — we sure are — you’ll love watching this couple strolling on the beach wearing those skimpy boxer briefs when they realize it’s lunchtime!
They step to the side, shuck their briefs and get down to business: Alex sucks dick before getting rimmed by Ramon. Ramon then spreads Alex’s sweet cheeks and fingers the hole before sticking his meat in, and fucking his newfound friend doggy style. He then gives it to Alex missionary, finishing him off with a banging on a blanket.
And there’s more!
At the top of the page, there’s another preview we watched oh, about twenty times, before shooting our load — that’s the great thing about Cybersocket: you’re expected to look at hot gay porn and nobody bats an eye when you shoot your load.
This clip made its way around the office so we had to share it with you: set in a gym, two muscles heads (Trey Casteel & Nick Marion) start out their he-man action with some chest slapping/nipple twisting/who’s the Alpha action. It’s not long before the black trunks slid off and the pair gets down to some hot straight dude action. What’s super (super dooper!) is how Casteel and Marion use the gym equipment for fucking. First, Trey fingers his smooth, brown man pussy, then, he gets down on his knees and sucks Nick’s fat dick. The best part is when Trey reaches up, grabs hold of the abs bar and lowers himself down on Nick’s rock hard dick. Then, he starts bouncing his big muscle butt up and down on Nick’s cock his semi-hard boner slapping against his muscular inner thighs. And that’s just the preview!
Next door (the window to the left) there’s an amazing slide show featuring a gay orgy. Set in a gym, four tattooed muscle heads stand around a weight bench where their bitch boy/cock sucker/bottom pig lays back, ready to service their cocks, get fucked, whatever. This gay sex slide show features some muscle man tongue action and cock sucking: our favorite still’s a side view of a veiny uncut weiner getting sucked by an scruffy faced jock boy.
Aaron James — Jet Set (and collegedude247.com; he’s a dual exclusive) and MTV True Life star (“I Work in the Sex Industry”) – has the porn blogsphere talking. A lot. Last week, we jumped on it when Jet Set invited us to the set and watch Aaron shooting his new porno, Ass Cruisin’. Aaron got his start on collegedudes247.com (“On Fire” is the best firefighter porn flick since Wash West’s “The Hole,” and “Hollywood Sex Club” and featuring Aaron’s latest /monthly new photo set of Aaron fucking Kurt Wild.)
In person, Aaron, a blue-eyed hottie from Pennsylvania, was really sweet and laid back, chatting between scenes. “Yeah, I’m straight but I’m out to my family about doin’ gay porn,” Aaron said, a new breed of gay porn star who’s straight and straight up (and the future of reality TV? Mmm ….)
In front of the camera, Aaron morphed into a stallion: a couple tugs on his cock and, BAM!, he was rock hard!
Playing on his collegedudes247.com persona – wholesome college stud — Aaron works his fresh faced (“Huh?”) looked, getting the well hung Rocco to jack off. When it cums time for Rocco to shoot his load, he told Aaron to move back, warning, “I’m a long distance shooter” And he was not kidding: Rocco shot huge, ropey loads all over Aaron’s ass and back … the spooge slowly dripped down Aaron’s butt crack.
After the scene was over, Aaron cleaned up a few feet away from us (we snatched the towel!) Even after Aaron had wiped off all Rocco’s jizz, we still smelled the man juice still clung to his toned body. Although Aaron’s mostly a top on films he does bottom in this film, scheduled for a May 08 release. If what we saw yesterday is any indication this film’s gonna rock!
I guess two beers and a back rub isn’t the only way to get a straight man to drop his pants. It’s pretty lucky for us that the guys over at Broke Straight Boys have no money cause we get to enjoy watching these scrumptious dudes doing some of our favorite gay activities.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, there’s nothing better than watching a masculine hot guy getting himself off. I totally think it’s some innate desire that all those who love to suck cock feel for their hetero counterparts.
It’s a lot of fun watching straight guys awkwardly trying to fit a dick in their mouth for the very first time. Some of these boys adapt to it so well it makes you wonder if they haven’t practiced before.
We’ve all seen those sites where straight guys can’t manage to get hard around other dudes, but these guys don’t suffer from any of those problems. These buddies go down on each other and totally get lost in the moment.
It’s one thing to watch guys give each other a rub and tug, but it’s awesome when they actually agree to do a little bit more. I can’t imagine what it must be like to be straight and have my cock shoved in another guy’s hole. You know that shit must be insanely tight.
At the end of the day these broke guys do earn some cash, but you know they’ll always be someone in need of money who wants to make some extra cash by giving us exactly what we want to see.
