Luckily, JizzAddiction.com is more playful than it is literal with it’s name. Instead of the tragic scenario described above, they’ve got a lot of good-looking youngsters, who just so happen to love the taste of jizz - like site favorite Jeremiah.

We’ve got to hand it to this big-dicked blond; he’s one of the more entertaining performers we’ve seen lately, and has got tons of tricks up his sleeve, which he’s more than willing to show off when asked. I mean, you’ve got to love a guy who can suck his own dick Well, almost suck his own dick. Don’t you worry, Jeremiah, we’ll give you plenty of brownie points for trying. As long as you keep practicing, we’ll keep watching, that’s for sure. I guess we’re sort of addicted to you!

Still, even to this day, though, I get a pretty big boner whenever I see a set of uneven bars.  So you can imagine my delight when the title of CollegeDudes247.com’s latest update “Gymnast Gets Fucked” popped up on our screen! I love it when gymnasts get banged!

Moreover, it’s been a long while since we’ve seen some real crazy, aerobatic sex. We’re talking like Cirque du Soleil shit – guys wrapped and twisted around each other, hanging from furniture, and balancing on each other’s body parts like you could never believe. But after watching Calvin and William go at it, we’re beginning to think that there might be some hope.

So what do you do? If you’re answer is to throw that doppelganger down over the bar and press your sweaty lips together with his, you’re going love the Visconti Triplets. Yes, that’s right – three identical brothers who not only are hot – but don’t seem to mind seeing each other naked and hard.

Their site, which is set to launch June 1st, is sure to show some brotherly behavior that you ain’t never seen before, so stay on the watch. It’s pretty clear that what started a few months ago as a quiet, muffled sigh of pleasure over the triplets has now grown into a full-blown fever pitch in anticipation over this all-too rare identical threesome. We’ve got mixed emotions about the whole thing, but we’re waiting to make the call until we’ve seen what these Visconti guys are cookin’ up.

Of course, this was all before we saw his dick. The instant we laid eyes on this broad, veiny piece of deep throat heaven, we were in love! I mean, are you kidding me? This thing is beyond perfect. Paired with those two saggy and slightly hairy balls, it’s a package that we so desperately wanted to get our hands on, we found ourselves practically pawing at our computer screen.

After admiring his cock for a while, his once odd-looking features started to look a lot more appealing. In fact, it’s even more of a turn on. Cooper’s what I’d call attainable hot, an attractive, good looking lad – but not so good looking that he’d be out of our league. We could conquer this one, and chances are you could too. But in the meantime, let’s get back to looking at that dick…

We’ve been there, done that more times than we care to count. It’s almost as if the studios these days know they’ve got a super hot scene, and think they can get away with filling the rest of the movie with stuff that should have been left on the cutting room floor. It’s so frustrating, and quite frankly we’re so over it.

That’s why sites like Twinkmov.com are so awesome, and - if you ask us - widely under-appreciated. For us, the major selling point with a site like this is that you can select only the scenes that appeal to you - and kick the rest to the curb. With detailed description and gallery previews from each movie, you’ll never end up with a handful of lubed-up cock and an unsatisfying movie on the screen.

And did we mention these are way fucking hot? We love the whole amateur vibe they’ve got to them, and they’re filled with boys you’ll never see anywhere else. You know, the kind of guys who only do porn once for the money because they have to. Oh yah, one-timers are always the hottest.

So what exactly does it take to be an Ultra Twink? Well, since Webster’s dictionary doesn’t define it, we’ll take a stab at it ourselves. See, he’s no ordinary twink. His boy-ish features and slender good looks go way above and beyond your typical hairless gay boy. Often equipped with a belly ring, lots of bracelets, and some freshly dyed locks of blond hair, the Ultra Twink is everything a twink can be, but so much more.

There’s an entire website devoted to him – UltraTwink.com, for those of your curious about this not-so-rare yet incredibly interesting species of gay. Of course, we’ve got to warn you – an Ultra Twink has a drive for sex so much greater than that of your average twink, that he can bottom for hours without rest, so you’ve best come prepared!

We know for a lot of you, however, the salty, often bitter taste of another guy’s load can sometimes be a total mood-killer, which is why we’re going put this new product, Semenex, to the test. Yes, we’re going to order a 10-day supply from SexToySex.com, and see if it truly does make a man’s semen taste better. So to all you loyal readers – expect a full report, and for those of you who hate the taste of cum, hope for a better, less stomach-turning tomorrow.

But whether you’re a fan or not, one thing’s for sure – it’s hard to hide one’s excitement when you’re wearing a pair of green boxers like the one’s Nicky Blacklock has got on. Right from the get-go of his steamy solo wank session, you can tell Nicky’s rocket was ready to fire into outer space. Watch as he eagerly removes his sweat pants, and kicks up his legs a bit, revealing his smooth, shaved balls and the outline of his swollen dick head.

Of course, those boxers are soon lost, and in their place Nicky’s brings out one of his favorite toys – a big, purple butt plug. And we’ve got to admit, as fun as his underwear might have been, I think he’s going to get a bit more satisfaction from thrusting that thick toy in and out of his hot hole. Hmmm, now if we could only get our hands on those sexy worn-in boxers…

But before we start sounding too much like that old queen from “What Not To Wear” (And by old queen, we mean Clinton, of course, not Stacy. Shout-out to Stacy London! Girl you will forever be fabulous!), we just have say that this Swallow Your Pride shirt from SexToySex.com is pretty damn cool, not to mention just a wee bit scandalous. And at only $15, plus a free 15 minutes of pay-per-view adult video time with purchase, it makes shopping an entirely more satisfying experience. It’s retail therapy – with a happy ending!

Don’t believe me? Take a peek at Sexgaymes.tv’s latest man sandwich of Maurinho, Daniel, and Eduardo. I mean, was there ever any doubt the one with the shaggy, curly locks was destined to be the one taking the pounding? If you were to put these three in a line-up, and maybe people guess who was going to the be the big ol’ bottom, I’d bet you some big money 9 out of 10 gays could easily spot the one who would soon be on his back with his legs high in the air. It’s just something about guys with curly hair – they love to get fucked and ridden all day long.

Of course, his head isn’t the only place you’ll find a bunch of short and curlies; the duo doing all the fucking both have some nice, hairy legs to match the beautiful bushes of black hair that frame their huge uncut cocks. It’s enough to make even the most meticulously groomed guy jealous!